smartarse

smart-ass (but the Aussie way to spell it. smart-arse)

someone who mouths of to provoke or be funny to people/persons.

usualy ends with the smartarse getting a severe beating :P

guy 1: what you lookin at fool?
guy 2: i dunno, i have to get my animal book to find out.
both guy 1 & 2 are being a smartarse.

by honest johnn April 22, 2007

shartage

The product created by a shart. The residual and unexpected feces in your pants after a fart.

"Earl just ripped one."

"Did he have shartage?"

"No, I think it was clean."

I was doing the laundry the other day and saw shartage in Earl's undies.

by shartage_fan September 8, 2010

Shartabate

Accidentally shitting while matsturbating. Usually done just before orgasm when full relaxation is reached.

I was too horny to take a shit before I rubbed one out. I accidentally shartabated right before I blew.

by Benny the Pig October 26, 2010

smartass money

Any form of money collected by a coin collector that is worth more than the coin's value.

Hey dude check out my 1955 offset penny! It's worth 50 bucks!

Get your fucking smartass money away from me!

by Gamerguy406 June 8, 2007

slagtar

Residual fecal matter in a toilet basin, usually in the form of thin striations.

Most etiquette books recommend that guests not leave slagtar in the toilet of their host.

by Eric Von Lhomond July 28, 2006

smartass

A person who, by means of purpsose or not, uses sarcasm to have a laugh. A person who, on a regular bases, annoys the hell out of people with their sarcastic-attitude.

You are in a chat:
CrazyChick: Hello room.
You: Why the fuck are you talking to a room.. There are perfectly good people here.
CrazayChick: Fuck you man Damn smartass.

by SiLeNtAdDiCt February 29, 2004

better a smartass than a dumbass

quick witted response given when someone calls you a smartass that furthers your smartassness.

Bill to Bob: "You look like erectile dysfunction!"
Tom: "You know what erectile dysfunction looks like? I'm sorry man."
Bill: "Smartass"
Tom: "Better a smartass than a dumbass"
Bill cries himself to sleep.

by unemployed_tom June 28, 2006