swagulate

to release all your built up swag upon someone.

"awh dude, check that chick out.."

"tidy mate! watch me swagulate all over her!"

*strutts towards girl*

by CARFO December 12, 2010

slagulite

an overweight bike/slag

a person who will sleep with any man she can get

'have you heard about grace and sean in the garage?'
'no, let me guess, she shagd im?'
'she is so desperate, and fat'
'she's a slagulite!'

by pantwan February 11, 2008

Simpulated

When a woman is manipulating a #simp for profit or personal gain for less than simp-wage.

credit - collin. s

"Damn Frost, you're being simpulated by that bitch. Are you even making simp-wage for all that effort"

by chodemode 39 September 7, 2020

spatulate

Noun:

To slap somone with a spatula

Thats it, I'm going to spatulate you!

by Jasper June 8, 2004

spatulate

v. to bludgeon some with a spatula

If you keep bothering me while I'm cooking, I will spatulate you.

by mellowyello June 11, 2003

Shaculate

The unltimate state of euphoria for a man, the moment where he defocates and ejaculates simultaneously.

Bob: "hey john, why are you so happy all of a sudden?"
John: "I just shaculated"
Bob: "what's that?"
John: "it's when you shit and jizz at the same time!"
Bob: "woah, that must feel awesome!"

by KboFecalCrySis April 8, 2009

Slapyates

A human being with at least 1 toe on each foot that is upside down(usually the little toe)can be passed down through familys or through ill fitting shoes

My little toes are upside down doctor?
Thats ok they are just Slapyates

by Bertyflirtyandimthirty December 1, 2009