Skywriting

An act of flatulence which occurs whilst running long distances; thereby leaving a several mile long pungent smoke trail in your wake.

Dave: What is that smell?
Jamin: It must be Matt, skywriting
Dave: That is foul! Maybe that is how he is so good, because he poisons all the other runners behind him!

by semenhampus May 2, 2011

smydiving

Where a male will tie himself the the ceiling and proceed to cum on a female or male lying on the ground

I was just smydiving on my girlfriend last night

by Smydiving January 31, 2023

skydiving

A suicide-like activity in which a person jumps out of a skyborne plane and releases a parachute in hopes that it will reduce his rate of descent below a bone-crushing threshold before he makes contact with the earth.

Skydiving?? What do you think, I'm fucking crazy??

by Phlagellum September 22, 2003

Skydiving Instajizz

Where a man jumps from an airplane with no parachute, masturbating during his decent until he lands with his erect penis inside a hot chick's vagina. They both die, then the man jizzes inside her snatch.

The last thing I want to do before I die is do a Skydiving Instajizz.

by harrison ford July 30, 2014

Indoor Skydiving

The coward's version of skydiving. It's simply a vertical air tunnel which gives you a pseudo-free-fall experience.

I was too much of a bitch to actually go skydiving. So I went Indoor Skydiving instead.

by HALO Jumper December 5, 2011

Skydiving Dingo

The epitome of everything random and senseless...

Quoted several times by Scam School and other famous websites/youtubers

"Our next show will make less sense than a skydiving dingo!"

{"go where there no?"
"skydiving dingos?"}

by fried Phisher November 20, 2010

Afghan Skydiving

When you go down hard and fast on someone from Kabul, often leaving a mess.

Wow that was some intense Afghan Skydiving! They really left a mark.

by Feelsbadmanrealbad August 16, 2021