Skumped

Skumped - To be dumped by your loved one over Skype.

My girlfriend went to europe and after 6 days she skumped me. She broke up with me over Skype.

by zubb00 January 15, 2011

Skump

The sexual act of a male ejaculating into a female's mouth. He the turns around and she spits the seamen into his butthole. She then eats the seamen out of the butthole.

This act is commonly combined with other sex acts in manuvers such as the Skumpty-nine or Tennessee Log Skump.

I wouldn't go near that girl's mouth, I got a skump from her last night

by GrantyPanties August 12, 2011

skump

it's when you've got bugger all in the bank .

man alive i'm skump / got nothing !

by Okka Quokka from Oz . October 6, 2009

Skump

Verb. Derived by contracting the words Sky and Hump. For a man to wrap both of a woman's legs around his waist so as to elevate her off of the ground with a repeated thrusting motion. A common dance move.

"He really skumped that girl on the dancefloor last night."

"Wow! Dale almost skumped her right through the ceiling!"

by funshun August 8, 2008

skump

An extended period of poor performance, especially in a sport or competitive activity, which a fan hopes said player will recover from. Similar to slump.

I miss Lowell. I know he's skumping, but he's still an all-star in my book.

by umpimp24 May 18, 2005

skump weasle

low down scum, a slime ball, snakey dude

You are a skump weasle!

by Seles April 24, 2011

Skump Bump

(v) to dance a trashy redneck dance.

(n) an extra trashy redneck hoedown. a social gathering at which lively folk dancing takes place.

(v) Leroy was so high on crack he was Skump Bumpin' in the middle of the street.

(n) Did you see Tucker and Violet gettin busy at the Skump Bump? It got so wild I lost another tooth.

by Dick Tell July 24, 2018