skull fuck

1. (v) the act of removing someone's glass eye and inserting your penis into their eyesocket, fucking them.
2. (v) making your partner lay down while you are on top, foricbly placing your penis down their throat

"i skull fucked allison last night, and now she has brain damage."

by Sofruchingdu May 18, 2005

skull fuck

To remove your girlfiend/mom/grandma/daughter's glass eye, get a solid hold on both ears and proceed to slam the vacant eye socket.

After I skull fucked that bitch, I stole her glass eye.

by FTT September 29, 2005

Skull Fuck

A Skull Fuck can be two things:

When you grab some chick and shove your dick in her mouth when she doesn't go down far enough, then thats a skull fuck.

Old meaning: Back when people got their heads chopped off, people would fuck their exposed necks. This doesn't happen much nowadays (although this might happen at a GWAR concert).

1. "Fuck it...*Shove* Skull Fuck bitch, you asked for it!"

2. "He's sure dead now, heh. Hand me the head, will ya?"

by Kill Life December 12, 2008

Skull fuck

Unlike the older, more common instances of thrusting a penis either into a mouth, or an eye socket, the modern skull fuck can be performed by either sex, on any victim, usually male. The Skull fucker will mount the skull fuckee (the victim) with pants still on, and fuck the shit out of their skull. Face, back of the head, it does not matter. This can be done in numerous ways such as, while someone is passed out, while wrestling, or while an individual is sitting. Often the skullfucker receives a round of applause, while the skull fuckee is laughed at.

John got shit faced drunk, so Waldo wandered over to the couch, and proceeded to skull fuck him, for everyone elses enjoyment.

by Waldo06 May 29, 2008

skull fuck

The act of cramming an erect penis into a soggy eye socket.

"I fucked her brains out!"

"Eye to Eye"

"I'm gunna Skull Fuck you now"

by Legless Sheep April 20, 2008

skull fuck

to use the intestines of defeated foe as you fornicate with their skull in the eye socket

Person: i am going to use your intestines as a condom while i fornicate with your skull!!!!!!

person's foe:what?

PersoN: I'M GOING TO SKULL FUCK YOU

by steverman2 March 6, 2011

Skull fuck

Digging up or obtaining a skull from a deceased member of your ops family and sticking your dick in the skulls eye socket.

A blood I skull fucked that cKrabs dead grandma last night.

Fuck my ops, I’ll skull fuck your dead sister bitch

by Bdawg19112 December 27, 2020