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boner shrinker

(noun). Comment, concept or event that is a sexual turn off (especially to men). Libido suppressor.
Hillary Clinton is a real boner shrinker - If I need to take a cold shower, but don't have access to water, I just imagine her face or voice.
by oslodude November 4, 2008
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Doctor Shrinker

A pejorative term for "small child". Reference to a segment on the 70s television show, Krofft Supershow where a mad scientist shrinks a trio of friends.

Useful for referring to a loud and/or annoying child, or to express one's general distaste for children in general.

Alternate: Shrinker
Quinn: My next door neighbor's Doctor Shrinker was screeching all night last night.

P. Thomas: Man, I'm so glad there are no Shrinkers in my building.
by spamania August 31, 2007
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Boner-Shrinker

Any situation that causes you to lose your boner very rapidly.
1. When you are masturbating and your parents walk in giving you a "Boner-Shrinker".
2. Waking up in the middle of a sexy dream with a hard-on next to your FAT UGLY companion lover giving you a "Boner-Shrinker".
3. When you are at the beach with a bunch of hot chicks and you have a boner. Then you get in the ice cold water.
4. Hilary Clinton would also be considered a "Boner-Shrinker"
by 1pseudonym145 February 20, 2009
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skinker

A skinker is a nasty looking woman who is trying pick up some cock.
Damn dude, Glenn was getting hit on by all these old skinkers last night at the club, I think he even took one home!
by F.O.O.C.H March 20, 2007
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skrinkler

Its too describe a silly guy also known as a skrinkle or a skrunkle. Very silly words too desrcribe the silliest little guys
1.Hey did you know that bdubs is a bit of a skrinkler?

2. Ohh yeaa hes one of the most skrinkle adults out there, very silly! definetly a skrinkler
by NikiMinecraft February 1, 2023
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Shrinker

A shrinker is when a Male gets turned off to the point that his pecker shrinks to one thousandth of the original size
I got a shrinker the first time I watched furry yaoi.
by RETARDO CHAIR July 28, 2019
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Boner-Shrinker

A phrase used by men to describe something or someone so ugly it "shrinks their boner" or immediately halts an erection.
"Awww man, I saw my grandma naked last night, total boner-shrinker."
by livingalie246 January 22, 2009
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