shredded cheese

pocket change, loose change

I been trying to stack that cheddar, but all i get is shredded cheese.

by horse-killer May 23, 2016

shredded the mountain

to go snowboarding on a mountain

i shredded the mountain all night last night

by dellro January 19, 2008

The Shredded Document

When one puts flyscreen over their butt-hole, they then shit onto their partners face, creating long strands of faeces to spill down their front.

Liam Mac: "hey hone, good you please go down to the hardware store and fetch me some fly-screen... by the way, you herd of a The Shredded Document?

by JJ McDizzle May 29, 2010

shredded beef

adj./inter.

An attractive young honey, often one with a particularly fly figure.

Nigga you peep dat shit? Fuck son, dat shit was shredded beef!

by Reng June 11, 2008

Shredded

A verb: to do something amazing or to beat someone really bad in anything.

Dude, did you see me beat John in basketball 11 - 0? I SHREDDED him!!!

by Afrunk June 2, 2010

I LIKE SHREDDED WHEAT

A Misheard Lyric in Waking the Cadavers song, Chased through the woods by a rapist.

This Misheard Lyric exists because Chased Through the woods by a rapist is a Grindcore song, In which the lyrics are extremely difficult to understand, Due to it's Distorted Vocals and Overuse of Instruments.

I like shredded wheat! ROOOOOOOAAARRRRRRR4

by ZSAGAX January 12, 2022

shredded cheese and milk

When overweight white girls say that they're wet for their boyfriend, but it turns out to just be a buildup of the sweat and dirt from their thighs and pussy.

"Hey Riley, what's up?"
"The other day Kaitlynn said she was ready. but when I went down it was just disgusting."
"Aw man, it was probably her shredded cheese and milk, that's why I stay away from chunky girls."

by got your nose May 26, 2020