(Sexy) Skorpion

A twist on an old favourite: The man begins by lying on his back with a woman lying on her back with their heads together and feet pointing in opposite directions. The man then flips his legs behind his head imitating the action of a striking scorpion. The woman then proceeds to catch his manhood in her mouth where the dance of love then continues.

Woman: I hunger for your manhood.

Man: Let's do a twist on an old favourite.

Woman: Surely you don't mean...

Man: Yes. ((Sexy) Skorpion)

by rickard's bed December 7, 2009

skirkify

1. the act of skirkification.
2. to explode (usually a living entity) characterized by a very gruesome and gory column of guts and remains.
3. to totally liquify (normally a human being) due to a tremendous amount of explosive force, either internally or externally. Common causes include panzerfaust, falling from a great altitude, dynamite, or airsrtike.
4. to explode in the game Return to Castle Wolfenstein.

root words: skirky

Squedge: "I'm a lieutenant."
Doc: "I'm a medic."
Squedge: "There's no way to get out of our base, you step outside and you instantly skirkify!"
Doc: "Wanna try the tunnels?"

by core5doc December 11, 2008

Sporkify

To use a utensil in a different way that it is meant to be used, more so with a fork and a spoon.

Jack used a fork to sporkify the rice.

by The person of ninja monkawsome April 4, 2011

Skookie

A cookie baked in a cast iron skilet

Come over to my house for a chocolate chip skookie.

by Aunt Myma Pancake November 4, 2015

skorpion g

A cancer tank that should be removed from World of Tanks. You can't even scout properly without getting slapped in the face with an ammo rack. Mostly used by 12 year olds who sleep with their mommy's credit card. Was added back in mid-2016 by greedy Wargaming who wanted more profit

"Let's push up that flank, there is only one tank left"
"It's a full-hp skorpion g, we better wait"

by user_83029404 January 6, 2021

Skorpion

A small Czech made sub-machine gun usually made in .32 ACP caliber, though there are variants in .380 and 9x18 Makarov.
Features ambidextrus cocking handle, folding stock and manual safety.
Due to it's smalll size and firepower it's a popular terrorist weapon in some eastern Europe countries.

vide: uzi

Terrorists carrying Skorpion SMGs hijacked flight 357.

by general_zumaya June 30, 2005

sporkin'

The act of intercourse whilst spooning.

I thought we were just going to spoon until i realized she didn't have panties on. Spooning sometimes leads to sporkin'.

by mikefreedom April 8, 2009