splurch

A Snapple ice tea on the top shelf; requested while pointing at the bottom shelf.

Yo, let me get that splurch.

by babyfatbitchgurl April 5, 2008

Slurching

When something slows down or loses effectiveness due to overuse.

Still functioning, but at reduced efficiency.

I've been reading too much these last couple of weeks, my brain is slurching.

By midnight, the drunk could no longer string two words together, but he managed to slurch his way home.

The engine was making the worst sounds, but we managed to slurch into the garage.

by deth2israel August 26, 2013

Sklerching

The act of ejaculating during a sweet docking sesh - of which the sound is akin to squeezing gravy through a cheese cloth.

Hey, bro - wanna go sklerching later?
Yeah, man! I'm always down for a good sklerch.

by FriedEggs&Bacon September 4, 2017

Slurch

A virgina wedgy that has gotten moist.

My friend Pam has a mean slurch! America can you help me pull my slurch?

by EmilyGilley October 2, 2018