Shitter Splitter

A huge oversized penis

Curly is gonna rip you in half with his huge Shitter Splitter.

by sQuickDrill August 27, 2006

Skitterbees

Those disgusting mini M&Ms which have lower-quality chocolate.

Bro 1: Are those M&Ms in that bowl over there?
Bro 2: Nope, those are Skitterbees.
Bro 1: Lame!

by maniac_man February 15, 2017

beam splitter

A piece of hair that partially covers a guy's pee hole, causing urine to go in two different directions.

Guy 1: Dude, why is there piss all around the toilet?

Guy 2: Sorry bro, I had a beam splitter and it went everywhere.

Guy 1: I hate when that happens, but its still kind of cool.

by pot top November 3, 2012

dirty splitter

When you shit yourself and you g-string cuts it in half

Girl: You scared me so hard that it gave me a dirty splitter!

by UrbanCougar69 July 10, 2016

Wood Splitter

Any action, phrase, idea or otherwise that turns a man off. As a result, causing him to no longer be hard.

Guy 1: "I hear that Lena only likes to be a submissive."

Guy 2: "Ah.. well, that's a wood splitter."

by The Archendarrrggghhhkener December 10, 2020

skitters

The equivalent of pissing shit out of your anus. For the everyday yuppie, it is more commonly known as diarrhea. For those who prefer more spice in their everyday chit-chat, it is known as the Hershey Squirts.

--Can be caused by consuming large amounts of fresh fruit or fruit juice.

Q: Why would fresh fruit cause the skitters?

A: Well, the juices found in fresh fruit contain sorbitol, which is a nondigestible kind of sugar. Large amounts of this sorbitol cause the body to attempt to dilute the sugar by bringing water from the bloodstream into the intestine. This causes your fecal matter to be more liquid in substance and form, which is in turn why one hears an interesting squishy noise when one accidently sharts. This is pretty much the reason prune juice is so flippin' awesome!

It is suggested that one's everyday diet does NOT NOT (uh-oh, a double negative) NOT (*fixed) consist entirely of fresh fruit or fruit juice.

I 'et too menny peaches and now I've got teh skitters!

by Messy Bumm July 16, 2005

Skitter

A substance that seens to be on the walls of every fucking public toilet I go into.

Ethan: "Don't go into thon toilet, she's a

bad job."

Daniel: "Sure it can't be that bad."

*Daniel enters toilet *

Daniel: *Gags* "Oh Jaysus, there's skitter

every road."

by The Skitter Man December 16, 2018