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Skitty Cunt

An individual who narcissistically believes themselves to be endowed with intellect, attractiveness, and popularity to the point of delusion (a skit), and in addition is also rude and dismissive of other people’s feelings (a cunt).
Bro I can’t stand Simon Cowell, he’s such a skitty cunt.
by Anonymous swine June 9, 2023
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Skitty Kitty

The act of compulsively getting wired on coffee first thing in the morning, so you can jack-off to work-out cable television programs before you go to work.
Sabo witnessed me getting skitty kitty every morning. He would tilt his head in a knowing way and make the sound "ewpf".
by JB March 12, 2003
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HOT SKITTY ON WAILORD ACTION

When a skitty (a 2 ft. tall cat-like pokemon) and a wailord (a 47 ft. tall whale pokemon) breed in a Pokemon Day-Care center and make a egg

Origins from the Gamefaqs's Ruby/Sapphire Board

also known as HSOWA
Joe: Did you just breed a wailord and a skitty?
Frank: HELL YEAH!!!!!
Joe:...I wonder how that works.............
Frank: WHO CARES, IT'S HOT SKITTY ON WAILORD ACTION
Joe: your a fag frank
by Concarious April 14, 2010
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HOT SKITTY ON WAILORD ACTION

A joke on Gamefaq's Pokemon Ruby/Sapphire Board.

It originated when one of the local trolls realized that one of the largest Pokemon (Wailord) could breed with one of the smallest (Skitty).
by Fats McRobot September 2, 2004
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skitty von skit skit

a praying mantis looking creature who smells bad, doesnt believeing in brushing teeth, runs away from girls and fights,is obsessed with nigel and chris bohn, thinks the most random things are amazing, likes whatever team one on sports center this morning, is given a lot of crap like basketball and soccer training and still sucks, plays a lot of video games and still sucks, noobs off in those rags that you find in the corner of your basement, the worlds longest nipple hairs (even though he thinks chris bohns are longer), makes weird faces for no reason, swipes your hand when you try to give him his subway card back (and misses),best friends with a lion named ettaY who roams the world with lions,screams random things sometimes, weird ass laugh, cant burp correctly, cant hope a fence cause he is scared, hates his brother b myers but tells him everything like that dan used a coupon and mcdonalds, LOVES HIS MOM,.... if you come to and encounter with this creature he will tell you his name is scottie boy....and if you see it you should prob just run really far away..............o yeah........THE SEVEEEEEENTHHHHHHHHHHH GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADE....AND THE FIRST PLAY. yeah
kid: whats your name
skitty von skit skit: Scotty boy


Kid runs away
by hpaulqb10oyeahimdoinit April 28, 2009
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skitty

Jake is a hot skitty”
by witdabutter November 3, 2019
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Skitty's law

People fall into one of two groups, those who would have sex with a skitty for $10,000, or those who would pay $10,000 to have sex with a skitty.
Skitty's law at play, i know where you'd sit
by rjharringotn September 15, 2017
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