snitches get stitches

An phrase used by urban communities that was intended to keep the police out of neighborhood business. The phrase reminds those seeking the help of police that their tattling will result in a severe beating. Unfortunately, This phrase has become a large reason why urban communities remain riddled with violence and poverty.

A: "I'm going to call the police, my brother. I just saw so-and-so kill David."
B: "You really shouldn't, my Nubian friend. After all, snitches get stitches."
A: "You are correct. I'll adhere to that maxim and let this sort of activity go unreported and unpunished."

by pseudiddlyoodonym August 9, 2012

skritches

The act of scratching a pet in a quick motion by making a opening and closing claw motion. Like scratching/itching at the same time.

Hey kitty, want some skritches?

by Dmanusos March 1, 2018

stitches

When someone says something funny and makes you laugh really hard.

"He kept me in stitches with his story"

by Bav August 9, 2006

Smitches

A group of co-workers that waste a great deal of time outside smoking. If one member of the group needs a smoke then all must join in the activity so they don’t feel left out. These people are often lazy, worthless and are around only to keep a seat warm. e.g. Smoking bitches

Craig – Where did Jeremy go?

Shane – Motherfucker is out smoking with all his Smitches again.

Craig – That son of a bitch tossed one of his butts in my trash can, lets go beat the shit out of the Smitches.

by tpwhite49 November 28, 2011

switches

Pertaining to the activation of custom hydraulic suspensions, MORE LIKELY TO BE IN 64 chevy IMPALAS

Eazy:cos when i hit that switch im BOUNCIN' mo' bounce to tha ounce than im clownin'

by Andrew August 21, 2003

hitting the switches

From 2Pac's rap classic "How Do U Want It." In it, 'Pac says "I'm hittin' switches on bitches like I been fixed with hydraulics." The phrase means that you make all the nastiest, smoothest moves when it comes to sexin' your lady of choice. For added effect, many times one might pretend to be flipping switches and make a variety of sounds that might be heard on a car with hydraulics, because that "bitch" was bouncing up and down and putting on quite the show. Well done.

"When I was breaking in that one trick from the bar last night, I was hittin' them muhfuggin switches, boy!"

by xyourxworstxnightmarex February 1, 2005

Hittin' Looney Switches

Several definitions:

1.Colorful description of a person experiencing a mental breakdown.

2. Also used sexually to describe a person's often incoherent groans, moans and babble during heightened sexual activity.

1. Joe started hittin' looney switches when he decided to rob the 7-11 buck naked armed with a 2x4 and his trusty big gulp cup.

2. One who can be hittin' looney switches during sexual intimacy with their partner is a good lover.

by gabe tolliver October 13, 2005