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Skinter

To "skinter" over to someone means to walk over accidently-on-purpose, and try to make the best of an awkward situation, when you're not sure how you will be received by said person.

A "skinter" as a noun is a person who can break an awkward silence with a witty joke or clever anecdote.
Unsure of whether the boy had noticed her or not, Mary skintered by and, upon eye contact, told the joke she'd heard the day before.
by Tarynnn March 31, 2006
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skitzerfuck

When one becomes idiot to the point they amuse themself by fixing objects such as a lamp . . That are not even broken until they get thru skitzing on it . They just became a skitzerfuck.
Your such a skitzerfuck .. calm ur self down.
by jillygirljill December 21, 2016
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Skitzer

A skitzer is someone who is underage yet has an attraction to people roughly 2-3 years under their personal age or is generally messy and/or stupid when it comes to everyday tasks.
He's such a Skitzer it's insane.
by xenforq April 20, 2019
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skintered

Another word for being broke. A kind of evolved version of the word skint.
"Fuck sake man im so skintered"
by RoyceDa5'9" April 19, 2005
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skinternship

An unpaid internship which involves sexual contact between the intern and coworkers or supervisors. Frequently found in the adult film and internet pornography industries, but increasingly in large companies and corporate culture. Promoted as a unique way to gain experience in the workplace.
CEO: "I think that we need to get more skinterns in the office. I need something to help me relax between meetings."
Secretary: "I'll have HR put up some discrete postings for a skinternship."
by skinternship.org May 6, 2014
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Skinterviewer

Skinterviewer is a person that holds the penis while multiple persons perform fellatio on a man. Usually holding it at the base while aiming the tip towards other as to fellate, similar to a Q & A on-camera interview.
Kristy, Chastidy, and Porche were blowing Joey last night. Chastidy wouldn't let go of his girthy hog and was putting it in the other girl's mouths like a Skinterviewer!
by TF MED!! October 10, 2019
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skinter

When human snags you and a bit of their skin get stuck in your bark. It hurts but you cant talk about it because you're a tree. We try and get back at them by giving them splinters.
"Hey look someone gave that tree a skinter"
by Findloo Chunk November 30, 2020
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