skeetstick

slang for penis. the stick one skeets with

"dude she hella wacked my skeetstick"
"the power went out so i used my nintendo DS to light my magazine so i could whack the skeetstick"

by Wigzrow July 25, 2007

Porter Skelton

The gayest fag u will ever meet that eats the booty like groceries

Damnt porter skelton

by Ieatpussyforbekfast January 30, 2018

beat skeets

1) any situation leading to dissatisfaction;

2) a member of the opposite sex with unappealing physical qualities

1) Getting arrested at Sandy's apartment was beat skeets for those without an Irish name.

2) That girl in our physics class is so beat skeets; lets jump her.

by Randy December 6, 2004

skeltase

A stupid guy with a funny looking mullet with the combination of slight/horrendous uglyness.

A Fictional character with a Blonde Dumbe Looking Mullet style hair-do.

A persons who's funny looking mullet is longer than there shoulders....very strange.

Guy 1: Yo G check that guy out over there?....You see him breddah?
Guy 2: Damn son whats up with his hair thats crazy nasty.
Guy 3: Haha that guys a skeltase!
Guy 2: True true...

by Groginathan October 29, 2007

sketset

a group of young girls, usually between 14-21 who do sexual things and acts that are not suitable for people their age. They go to parties and get drunk alot. Normally they dont know the person they're doing things with or know them very little. They get around quite alot and most of them dont know what theyve done and with who and how many people.

"allow that slag yeaah, shes in sketset init"
"isit? but she is milf doeee, alie?"
"yeaah, i think she gwarns down purley init?"

by i am the grime scene saviour June 28, 2009

Helter Skelter

When large sums of stupid people are at odds with other large sums of stupid people and cause utter chaos and confusion to the spectators

“Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity”
- Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups” - George Carlin

The Black Lives Matter, Blue Lives Matter, and All Lives Matter have created such a Helter Skelter!

by 34huvane July 18, 2020

skeetstress

A receiver of skeet; one who is skeeted upon.

"Yeah we've been dating for a bit, she might be my permanent skeetstress."

or

"Don't call my skeetstress a skeetstress in front of my skeetstress."

by a p January 12, 2008