An incredibly fast computer disguised as a Windows 98 peice of crap. It will most likely look the same on the outside but be brand new on the inside. It has the latest processor,RAM and videocards built into a crappy shell.
1.I saw a sleeper computer but I didnt know it was any different from the old crappy school computer next to it.
2.After he started the computer, Mr.X was shocked to see it running a modern OS and start incredibly fast.
3.Wow look at that peice of crap.Wait,Holy Cow it's running Crysis at 60 fps!!!!
2.After he started the computer, Mr.X was shocked to see it running a modern OS and start incredibly fast.
3.Wow look at that peice of crap.Wait,Holy Cow it's running Crysis at 60 fps!!!!
by Freshstyles50 August 22, 2009
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"Can you remrber your first Footed sleeper?"
"Yesterday i bought me a adult size Footed Sleeper and man, it's so warm and comfy!"
"Yesterday i bought me a adult size Footed Sleeper and man, it's so warm and comfy!"
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More commonly referred to as a dirty hipster, a couch sleeper is an individual who engages with other hippies in a social setting, typically have a low standard of living, and don't take showers as often as they should. They also have no problem sleeping on the couch of someone they just met, and typically do it every weekend.
They love indie bands such as Grouplove, and Passion Pit.
They love indie bands such as Grouplove, and Passion Pit.
This dirty hipster invited me to burning man this year, but there's no way in hell I'm going, nothing but a bunch of couch sleepers there.
by DJ Big J June 18, 2016
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She was on her back so I gave her a reverse street sweeper with those big titties and rubbed my ass in her face.
by Freddiodanza March 9, 2009
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a women that you instantly know you have to double wrap your tool.
a women that you instantly know you have to double wrap your tool.
"hey its last call, lets find a skeeser and get outta here"
"lets fuck some skeesers tonight"
"that skeeser has a tight body, but her face is fucked up, im gonna do her anyway"
"dude, im wasted, im gonna nail a skeeser"
"lets fuck some skeesers tonight"
"that skeeser has a tight body, but her face is fucked up, im gonna do her anyway"
"dude, im wasted, im gonna nail a skeeser"
by angry irish January 9, 2007
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A citizen of the United States of America who is ignorant on all or nearly all political/social issues that face the nation today.
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A citizen of the United States of America who is ignorant on all or nearly all political/social issues that face the nation today.
by Sick Rantorum December 24, 2011
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2. A Boy who develops early, thus intern is able to skeet earlier. The maximum age for an early skeeter is arguable. Some say the maximum age is 12, others 14. Skeet Magee (the most famous skeeter of all time) is a classic example of an Early Skeeter. Skeet Magee was able to skeet at age 12, though some say that he was born with the ability to skeet, making him the earliest skeeter of all time by at least 10 years.
2. A Boy who develops early, thus intern is able to skeet earlier. The maximum age for an early skeeter is arguable. Some say the maximum age is 12, others 14. Skeet Magee (the most famous skeeter of all time) is a classic example of an Early Skeeter. Skeet Magee was able to skeet at age 12, though some say that he was born with the ability to skeet, making him the earliest skeeter of all time by at least 10 years.
Bob: "My son Timmy succesfully masturbated today!!!"
Jones: "Dude, 1st of all thats nasty"
Bob: "Come on man, hes only 12 years old!!"
Jones: "Damn...thats incredible I forgot he was that young"
Bob: "Yup my Timmy is an Early Skeeter "
Jones: "Your sons a regular F****** Skeet Magee!"
Bob: "Well I didnt say all that, I mean Skeet Magee is a F****** legend man, my son is a pansy"
Jones: "Dude, 1st of all thats nasty"
Bob: "Come on man, hes only 12 years old!!"
Jones: "Damn...thats incredible I forgot he was that young"
Bob: "Yup my Timmy is an Early Skeeter "
Jones: "Your sons a regular F****** Skeet Magee!"
Bob: "Well I didnt say all that, I mean Skeet Magee is a F****** legend man, my son is a pansy"
by David Skeet Jr. March 12, 2008
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