When you have to shit badly, you run to the bathroom and barely make it in time. Sometimes, before your butt even hits the seat. It gets pushed out with such velocity that it causes water to splash up into your asshole.
I had to go so badly, I ran out into the McDonalds and dropped a skizzermaplop in an unflushed toilet.
by Bhelm February 2, 2009
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"Bitches be 'skizzerin'.
by McHuman Deluxe February 25, 2009
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Get the Shazzed mug.A Sneezy Snazzer is someone who steals and mooches from other people while they're high forcefully and underhandedly.
This includes taking weed, money and food from the other people they smoked with.
This includes taking weed, money and food from the other people they smoked with.
*Person 1 steals french fries from person 2 while they're at McDonalds high*
Person 2: Fuck off, don't be such a Sneezy Snazzer!
Person 2: Fuck off, don't be such a Sneezy Snazzer!
by JayyH February 25, 2011
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