Scapegatling

Revolving door-rapid turnover of employees in a Corporate atmosphere, exhibiting utmost incompetence in the capacities of the CEO- Turtle Post by giving the boot instead of accepting his/ her fumbles. Allegory to a fusilade of rapid mortar firee.g Gatling gun behavior.

The CEO was so incompetent that her internal remedial demeanor was constant Scapegatling on the best personnel she had.

by Quixote February 8, 2019

scapegoat

contrary to popular belief, this is actually a goat who is trained in the art of escapology.

Man, I tried locking my friends goat in a box but it turns out it was a scapegoat

by Joe Corkill April 7, 2007

Skypegoating

Skypegoating is the act of using Skype as a Scapegoat

E.g. Blaming Skype's many shortcomings for one's own inability to communicate and/or be a smartarse.

Example (when in a Skype conversation):

Elliott: Did you just call that knife a fork?

Stacey: No. It must've been Skype fucking up what I said

Elliott: So, Skype made 'knife' sound like 'fork'?

Stacey: Yeah, pretty much

Elliott: Quit your Skypegoating Annabelle, go make me a steak. Some chikkin' fried sunnuvabitch!

by insidsioutsidesi March 2, 2011

scapegloat

to excessively post photos of scenery to social networking sites, making friends feel bad for not being there.

"I got sick of Jessica scapegloating with pictures from her tropical vacation."

by troubadour0 September 7, 2013

Scapegoat

The one that takes the fall for something negative while the others escape.

The others ended up looking like innocent bystanders in comparison to the scapegoat.

by Solid Mantis April 16, 2021

Conservative Scapegoat Artist

A slang word for Conservative figures in the media that try to put the blame on Liberals for all of America's woes regardless of who is at fault. Conservative Scapegoat Artists tend use half truths or down right lies to promote Prejudice against Liberals.

Conservative Scapegoat artists are behind tend to thrive on the Social Divide.

by ????^_^???? August 29, 2007

scapegoatse

one who is being accused by a tremendous asshole for gross assholery, regardless of whether they have committed an act of assholishness, in order to deflect attention from the accusing asshole's asshole behavior.

Kanye West became a scapegoatse for George W. Bush, when Bush blamed West for the all time worst moment of his presidency.

by Loco Luko November 5, 2010