candy stomach

when you're hungry and fill up on candy instead of real food.

i hadn't eaten all day, and john brought in that costco bag of skittles. now i have candy stomach. It Pangs!!

by Vincent_ April 25, 2008

stomach bulge

When a dick is so fucking massive that it causes a bulge on the exterior of one’s stomach when deep inside.

My cock is definitely bigger, dude, I gave Jennifer a stomach bulge last weekend!
I want a cock so big it can give someone a stomach bulge!

by Wafou! May 18, 2022

siomara

A loving person who cares about others. Gets along with people as irrtating as they may be. Is a romantic and loves to use sweet words towards her lover;that person is very lucky as well. She only gives her heart to one man. Truthful with friends and always an optimistic thinker. Outgoing and one of a kind. Lover not fighter but will do whatever it takes to set things right. May be small but has the hugest of hearts. May be the best person to ever get to know. Knows what she wants and does what she can to get it. Mysterious and charming. Can't be fooled. Will always be by your side. Help her find happiness;she will cherish you forever. Gets over guys fast but is a sucker for love. She don't want the best looking guy, she just wants somebody to love her and knows how to treat her right. She is a person that needs to be figured out but be careful you might fall in love doing so.

I fell in love with Siomara

by reader number 1 September 4, 2011

Sitcom moment

A way to describe a situation that is awkward or uncomfortable and which could have hilarious consequences, reminiscent of one that would occur in a sitcom.

"Hey man, you hear about Robby?"
"No bro, what?"
"He only went and invited Veronica to the school dance, and then accidently invited her twin sister Tracy to the dance too!!"
"Ha, what a Sitcom moment".

by Sweet and James May 26, 2009

stomach stoned

when your (very troubled) stomach hurts so bad its almost transcendental. Makes you feel as though your hips and ribs have become detached, and makes you feel dizzy and hallucinate.

" Hey, what up?"
" I'm so fucking stomach stoned, dude..."
" oh... god, I just wish I could help. <3"
" its ok. Whoaaaa... ok, brb, I'm seeing silver whales circle my bed..."

by it's Kurty, bitches! September 9, 2009

Stomach Ache

Your Stomach Rumbles and It Hurts.

Dude #1:Hey that Dinner was Good but now I'm full and have a Stomach Ache

Dude #2:that sucks

by Nicki Minaj_ September 20, 2020

stomach flu

The most painful experience ever, only lasting for a day or two. Symptoms include diarrhea, vomiting, and unbearable stomach pains. It's extremely contagious. No vaccine, no cure, and you only gain immunity to it for a few weeks. Have fun.

"My mom's got the stomach flu. I gotta keep praying that I don't get it."

by Pie Stealer January 11, 2015