stodge

Something sort of heavy and thick in the way of food, often devoid of any real nutritional content. Used often in Britain (for obvious reasons).

Bloke 1: "I say, Wallace, one can receive a free Pudsey Bear from the offer on the back of this ReddiBrek oatmeal box."
Bloke 2: "ReddiBrek tastes like sawdust; I'm not eating that stodge."

by pyrex_fish April 17, 2006

sitonmydick

Asking someone to kindly sit on your dick.
This can mean asking a teacher a police officer or your friend to sit on your dick.

Hey Juju can you uhhh sitonmydick
Excuse me sir, can you pass me the um sitonmydick.

by SUPPOOPY January 7, 2019

sitdown

A meeting between two or more humans.

Tell Tony we need to have a sitdown with Vito.

by chad sapieha December 21, 2003

Shitodez

Shitodez is another word for a shit developer.

That person I hired was 100% a ShitoDez

by whatsthegcfor October 10, 2021

Asian Sitdown

When one or more Asian people sit down and have a conversation, usually about something that is uncomfortable or conflict-driven.

After our breakup, Joni and I needed to have an Asian sitdown to talk about how we were going to divide our things.

When I heard that Margie was spreading gossip about me, I emailed her and told her we needed to have an Asian sitdown.

by dkyn September 27, 2012

sitdown son

When you totally annihilate someone in an argument, resulting in them feeling like a little boy that tried to stand up to his father, but failed miserably.

Sitdown son.

by mnclz March 16, 2017

Stodd

Another name for Steven (Sterben). When Steven is doing even-numbered calculus problems, his name is Steven. When Steven is doing odd-number calculus problems, his name is Stodd.

Stodd, what did you get on that Grinder test?

Where are you right now Stodd?

Is your name Steven or Stodd?

by ZeDong Mao February 19, 2017