Singleitis

The suffering from being single

I have singleitis, its horrible, I really need someone.

by hpmatt March 4, 2015

singlelingual

A singlelingual is a person who is truly by themselves. They are incapable of making any meaningful connections, and they can also not speak more than one language.

“Hey, have you seen Jerry around recently?”
“Nah, he’s a total singlelingual.”
“Wow, what a loser.”

by Whymsyrose March 14, 2021

Singlefishing

When you pretend like you’re single but you’re in a happy relationship

“Yo that girl is singlefishing, she has a boyfriend of two years!”

by bootyholejuice101 June 28, 2022

singlelessness

Singlelessness, pronounced "Single-less-ness" or sometimes, Singlessness,

(1) originally a misspelling, or miss-read of Signlessness, one of the three doors of liberation in Mahayana Buddhism - Emptiness, Signlessness and Aimlessness - has "remanifested" as a word that means the inability to exist as a separated, single entity of any entity in the whole universe. Another way to state the interconnected nature of all things.

(2) A comforting way to use deep, reliable buddhist philosophy to tell your friend who is still single that even without a partner he/she is not truly ever single. That he/she is deeply connected to everyone else and there are always friends, loved ones that care about you. (Can absolutely be used for sarcasm)

(1) The singlelessness nature of all things; You stop feeling lonely when you are reminded of the truth of singlelessness.
(2) Dude, cheer up! You are not single. In fact, because of singlelessness, you cannot really be single!

by TrueSF March 9, 2026