singleberry

A clump of excrement formed in the tangle of one's rectal fuzz from the coalescence of two or more smaller dingleberries. This species of fecal deposit is far more devastating than its well-known cousin and has been known to clog up an entire anal pathway, necessitating emergency extraction. The technology required to produce dingle fusion was first achieved by the Nazis during WWII under the top-secret covert operation Pootonium.

'I just got back from the hospital.'
'God. How is he?'
'...Not good.'
'Was it dingleberries after all?'
'No. It was...a singleberry.'
'Hole-y shit.'

by Ann L. M. Ancipator May 29, 2010

singlesnet

A website where losers go to meet other losers.

I met my loser boyfriend on singlesnet

by a satisfied loser September 17, 2010

Singleness

the state of not being in a relationship, A.K.A being single. Singleness is usually characterized (if the person does not like singleness) by depression or pissyness and may be confused with PMS in women and BMS in men. It may also be confused with simple perversion, as the afflicted person usually acts somewhat perverted, due to the deprivation of love.

One of teh worst things anyone can ever have.

After Harry broke up with his girlfriend, his friends noticed that he became very depressed and perverted. Harry was suffering from his own singleness.

by N00berson McGee January 6, 2011

slagleize

To exaggerate or overly emphasize with a profit motivated intention.

The CEO exclaimed to all the employees, "You must have slaglized them to have brought in that large investment"

by Muser September 8, 2005

Singleitis

Singleitis is a condition where it is impossible for you to be single for a long period of time and you must have a boyfriend/girlfriend otherwise you go crazy. it is a rare condition and few people have it but those who do find it very hard not to have a boyfriend or girlfriend for long periods of time

Dude ive got singleitis, i cant handle not being in a relationship.

by ghatts1son November 21, 2010

Singlesexual

When no one likes you so your single all the time and never have a boyfriend or just don't want a boyfriend.

Taylor:im singlesexual.
Poppy:your what

by Poppy._.peggy January 31, 2021

singlewide trailerese

A hate-filled American dialect replete with expletives, frequently directed to minorities, Muslims, Jews, and the LGBTQ community, spoken principally by uneducated Southern Whites who voted for Trump.

When Perry asked for the woman’s name, she said in fluent singlewide trailerese “You’re not getting my name. You’re getting a fuck you. Because you don’t give it as it really is. You don’t give it or portray it as it really is: A good man, with a good, awesome heart who traveled the world, feeding the kids. You fucking motherfucker.” said to CSNBC reporter Cal Perry by an unnamed white female Trump supporter on Nov. 10, 2016, while Perry was reporting on an Anti-Trump demonstration in Manhattan

by Octopus Knight November 11, 2016