simian theory

the theory that anything can be made funnier simply by adding monkeys

We're going to run this add campaign completely on the simian theory. Monkeys, monkeys, monkeys people!

by jmusc February 4, 2010

Simya

Simya is a drop dead gorgeous person. She always say what is on her mind and all the dudes wants her. She can be bossy sometimes, but yet she is a full package.

Boy1: Oh. Who is she?

Boy 2: Yeah, that's Simya

Boy1: She is so pretty
Boy2: She already has a boyfriend
Boy1: Man, he is lucky

by I dint nemdk November 5, 2018

Simya

A beautiful black queen who is also funny smart and makes peoples days. They usually are loyal and some of the best people ever made

SImya need to hury up and marry me

by animosityz December 1, 2020

simbian

assuming darwins theory that we evolved from apes a simbian is people who exhibit "monkey see monkey do" type attitudes as in "symbiosis" of other humans, copying and displaying the same attitudes, ideas and mannerisms of someone or a group of people

bros, bro-hoes, wiggas, gangstas,emo and metal heads are all examples of humans exhibiting simbian behaviour.

simian

by mmarockstarr June 3, 2009

Simian Cranial Cannon

This is the term describing the act involving one sick person and a (preferably) dead ape. This act requires the insertion of the penis into the nasal cavity of the ape and ejaculating as close to the brain of the ape as possible. If this position is achieved and semen reaches the brain, the ape will react as if it has been shot by a cannon, recoiling its head backwards. If it is alive of course. If not, you are a sick zoonecrophiliac.

"Guys, I'm gonna go do a Simian Cranial Cannon, be back in 5."
"Ok Peter, make sure its dead this time, unlike last time, OK?"

by Jacob Gilbert October 28, 2006

Simian

A language only three people obtain. A secret code used by the one and only bbp side cult. Simple terms used from word to word structure which represent each letter with clicks to separate each complete word.

What does 'pookah dot oo ah' mean?

It's ABCD in Simian silly.

by @bbpclips April 27, 2019

Simyan

Simyan is an elegant name and usually stands for true intelligence. Any person with this name is someone that you will forever want in your life. People with this name are loyal, honest, and handsome.

OH MY GOODNESS, THAT SIMYAN BOY OVER THERE IS SO VERY HOT AND SMART!!

by Crusty Toe Fetish February 10, 2022