Simposter

An imposter who simps for female players

"vote him out, he's the simposter"

by mememusketeer3 October 8, 2020

simulist

An individual who is distressingly committed, to the point of failing to eat food, sleep or associate with other carbon based life forms, to building authentic looking and working cockpit mock-ups, both military and civilian, of aircraft, spacecraft, water-borne craft and ground vehicles using computer simulation.

After losing a few pounds, Del, an avid simulist in the throws of a new aircraft cockpit build, was reminded by his sister the only thing he would be flying if he didn't eat would be a pine box.

by Ikor December 14, 2009

Simulstream

A media technology that allows multiple audio-visual feeds of an event to be network-transmitted in parallel to a single client on the application layer.

Microsoft's Silverlight technology will be simulstreaming feeds of the Beijing Olympics on behalf of NBC.

by You're this shallow too! August 11, 2008

simulstalk

a situation in which the person you are currently stalking online posts something on your profile while you are posting something on theirs

We totally simulstalked the other day when you posted that vegan bacon explosion recipe on ma fahbooks. I was looking at pictures from your cousin's Bat Mitzvah. Looked like a BLAST. Anyway, see ya when i do! Byes.

by Randy Sassafras September 14, 2010

simultasticrap

1. Describes a situation that is both fantastic and crappy at the same time.

Jenna: I think I failed that math test, but at least I got to sit next to the hot new kid!

Bianca: Sounds simultasticrap.

by whattheeffisgoingon March 5, 2011

simulstance

an even that happens simultaneously with others.

We are familiar with a hella lot of simulstances.

by uttam maharjan March 17, 2012

simoposting

twitter user simeon (@simoposting) is a bulgarian who uses the website nonstop. his previous account, @BasedSimeon almost had 1k followers until he got suspended. he usually discusses about megaman yakuza and when they cry and is seen interacting a lot with accounts who are into those games

"yo you saw that new tweet from twitter user simeon also known as simoposting?"
"yeah this guy makes the worst tweets and he is everywhere"

by nqkoi May 10, 2021