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Simpster

A simpster (simp-ster) is a person (usually a man but can be female) who was a simp before it was cool. Is the combination of simp and hipster.
Dude I was such a Simpster for that art hoe senior year.
by Notanartho April 22, 2020
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Simptember

Simptember is an annual month-long observance month in September designed to appreciate simps for protecting women and honor them for continuing their hard work despite all the bullying.
There are plenty of events planned in observance of Simptember this year.
by simp2020 July 26, 2020
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Simperial army

The Simperial army is one of the largest armies in the world, many people can join it without knowing such as when seeing a girl or boy and has an erection. The Simperial army is especially strong during the month of September or also known as No Simp September, one who breaks this rule is an elite soldier and experienced veteran from the Simp-wars and have seen a lot.
The Simperial army has been growing rather strong this month. I fear that many of our classmates are turning to the Simperial empire for help
by UVEWEVWVEQVHJDE October 1, 2020
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Simpery

The most degenerate, unconstitutional, distrustful, disrespectful, heinous sin and crime any child born of God can even fathom committing.
Johnny:hey Travis did you see Mariana today? She looked so hot. I wish we could be together someday but we're just friends for now.
Travis: you degenerate Simp. Simpery is sin. I'm calling the cops and the pope. May God have mercy on your miserable soul.
Niggalations 1:69 : Thou shalt not Simp. For they shall surely be put to death.
by The Greek God Mark August 8, 2020
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Jeremy Sumpter

The young actor who made his first huge hit in the movie Frailty, but has become more popular with his most recent film, Peter Pan. Definitely completely hot for a kid.
"That Jeremy Sumper is sure one sexy mother trucker."
by baseball_rox_my_world April 12, 2004
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Simpers

When a bunch of people are “simping” on something or someone.
God, those people are such simpers”
by AxrieJbtw July 29, 2020
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Simpnergy

Simpnergy

1.When two unlikely simps come together and displays an equal amount of simp characteristics for each other.

2. A mutual simping
Kenric totally simps for Nicole. But that's fine, they got that simpnergy going on.
by Alienpls August 11, 2020
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