Simpster

A simpster (simp-ster) is a person (usually a man but can be female) who was a simp before it was cool. Is the combination of simp and hipster.

Dude I was such a Simpster for that art hoe senior year.

by Notanartho April 22, 2020

Simpet

The female form of a simp. She will do anything to get in a mans pants

Omg look it’s that simpet trying to fuck every dude she meets

by ...-panda-... February 24, 2020

Simpette

A female who simps and or is chasing you and trying to sleep with you

her: hey Wanna Fuck
Me: nah im not bustin for you i have priorities you Simpette

by Simp-ette February 15, 2021

Simpess

What you call a simp girl

Guy 1: bro she's really into me, she bought me a gift yesterday

Guy 2: bro trust me, she's a simpess

by dio_brando1737 August 28, 2020

Simpist

Someone who’s being mean based on the person you simp for

Meanie : Ew you simp for venom!#?#?s?

Me : You’re being simpist

by 𝗧𝗮𝗺𝗮 February 7, 2021

Simpstinct

-a sixth sense for simps
-the knowledge of how to improve as a simp in a certain moment

Be sure to use your Simpstinct.

by Tenzie_25 April 1, 2021

simpeating

A simp repeating everything a person who they are simping for is saying in order to gain their approval.
Extra points for pointing out their similarities.

Susie: "I think the movie was very boring"
Geoffrey: "Yes, I also think that the movie was very boring. We are so similar."
Peter: "Look at Geoffrey, he doesn't have an own opinion. He's always simpeating."

by teilzeitgeisterjäger December 6, 2021