simpering twat

A person who constantly whines, moans and simpers about the trivialities of their existence.

Danny is such a simpering twat. He always moans about how small his dick is.

by expres April 21, 2011

Simper Fi

Loyal to someone or something, but in a phony self-serving way.

Lots of celebrities and socialites act fawningly attentive to their significant others, but it often is just Simper Fi --- they don;t really care for da other person; they just wanna make him feel special so dat HE will go making THEM feel special and pampered.

by QuacksO February 5, 2023

simperize

The combination of terms Simplify and Rationalize in math.

Okay class, today we will be working on being able to simperize fractions!

by CyanEnderz January 30, 2018

Simper

Simper est l'abréviation de "simpertinent", contraction de "sympa" et "impertinent". Utilisé dans certaines facs ou grandes écoles pour parler d'une personne gentille et cool, mais qui peut à prendre la grosse tête du fait de sa position sociale, voir en abuser.

Ce mec est franchement cool, mais depuis qu'il est président du bureau des élèves il est devenu un peu simper.

by foyseux April 17, 2020

Simper

A man who is a boomer and a simp at the same time

Boom, double roast

"Patrick you're such a simper"

"You're acting like a simper, go back to your boomer girlfriend"

by MillennialPussyBoy3000 August 5, 2020

Simper

loves bbc .loves it from behind but good at using her tong.

damn thats a simper for shaw

by semii September 8, 2020

Simper

.loves it from behind but good at using her tough.loves the bbc chanel at 7

damn thats a simper for shaw

by semii September 8, 2020