simpering twat

A person who constantly whines, moans and simpers about the trivialities of their existence.

Danny is such a simpering twat. He always moans about how small his dick is.

by expres April 21, 2011

Simper Fi

Loyal to someone or something, but in a phony self-serving way.

Lots of celebrities and socialites act fawningly attentive to their significant others, but it often is just Simper Fi --- they don;t really care for da other person; they just wanna make him feel special so dat HE will go making THEM feel special and pampered.

by QuacksO February 5, 2023

Simper

.loves it from behind but good at using her tough.loves the bbc chanel at 7

damn thats a simper for shaw

by semii September 8, 2020

Simpering

wrelk;l; mny frdiedns bsde ssaying ikm sinmpinh g fcrom buiyiong bdelllle delkphinesd onwy fans but ika ainmt Simpering tfhey be juszt rudee

you are such a Simpering for buying belles only fans

by EpicXxGamezr69420Xx October 2, 2020

Simper

A man who is a boomer and a simp at the same time

Boom, double roast

"Patrick you're such a simper"

"You're acting like a simper, go back to your boomer girlfriend"

by MillennialPussyBoy3000 August 5, 2020

Simper

Sarno

Sarno is a Simper

by Not_Shrine August 15, 2022

Simper

This is a made up age range for ages 6-26 to a let their son if he sees a cute girl he sells his Boby,pays some girl on the internet,to show his balls etc.

Woman : why is your 16 Year old son showing me his ball?
Mom : oh it's nothing he just a simper

by 459395 February 13, 2022