Phoenix Riot Shield

When a man is forced to splash his own man juice onto a napkin and hold it out in front of him to defend himself from an attacker.

Bill - Did I heard your house got broken into...?

Dave - Yeah, but don't worry. While the burglar was rummaging around downstairs, I built a Phoenix Riot Shield to prevent him from coming into my Master Bedroom.

Bill - A cunning maneuver.

by Deez Beasley June 16, 2011

Walking Lord Sheldon

Code for some kind of weird sex act

I was on my way to the park, and I was walking Lord Sheldon

by Jerry Gergich December 21, 2010

modesty shield

The half wall mounted between two urinals to protect a person from splashes and looky-loos.

Man, that modesty shield preveted me from checking out that dudes package.

by mreverting September 19, 2007

Seldovia SteamShovel

Unusually hot flatulence that is “cupped” in the hands near the bung, and using an upward motion delivered to friends/family. Much like an old steam shovel mining ore. Origin is from a small coastal Alaskan town of Seldovia.

John unleashed the beast using the time old “Seldovia SteamShovel” method. Many of the customers at the restaurant were pleased and applauded.

by The Sexacutioner October 26, 2018

Sheldon Hamft

A sweaty bot who has mind powers and plays Fortnite on stretch.

Sheldon Hamft doesn't have a phone.

by hjskfh February 4, 2019

opiophobic shield

What doctors and more often physician assistants put up when someone with legitimate chronic pain has exhausted all other options aside from opioids; potent narcotic analgesics. The reason for it is usually the provider has been harassed by the Drug Enforcement Agency (DEA) into thinking they have some "quota" or max number of times they can write for opioids which is bogus.

The shield usually consists of blatant lies to patients such as:
"I actually can't prescribe narcotics..."
"There is too much of a risk of addiction with that product so I'm not going to prescribe it"
"Its too addictive"
"I'm not allowed"
Or commonly just a blank stare as they look at you as if you just asked for 900mg of heroin in tablet form simultaneously coming up with a way to avoid the topic. Ask any chronic pain patient how many times they've had to arm wrestle physicians for better quality of life.

John 19 years old had been a star power lifter and football player for 5 years, towards the end of his high school experience he herniated a disc in his neck resulting in severe weakness and shooting pain in both arms. After 12 months of pain management with full compliance and patience John showed little improvement in his pain levels despite trying everything his physician suggested. When he asked for something stronger his doctor accused him of being drug seeking and dismissed his requests. When John ended up with more pain he had to see his doctors physicians assistant since the doctor was too busy playing golf. The physicians assistant lied to John and told him "he could not prescribe pain killers", the PA obviously didn't have the balls to be upfront and John continues to suffer.

Earny 91 years old had been doing manual labor work for over 30 years and was hit by a car causing severe pain that could not be resolved with regular pain killers. His doctor refused to put him on MS Contin or any other pain killers citing the fact that he could become addicted. Even though Earny's health was rapidly deteriorating his doctor put his own agenda ahead of Earny's quality of life. Earny died a slow painful death which could have been eased with Morphine.

Narcotics are vital and legitimate aspects of medicine! Do not be an opiophobic shield to a better life for pain patients!

by CTU_FieldAgent200 October 25, 2011

Cosmo Sheldrake

A visionary, a quirky lad who churns out pure art. His music makes you dream of having a picnic of fruit you picked with your love, chowing down while sitting atop a tree stump in a forest far from any other humans, you're both covered in dirt and singing songs about the old gods, chunky birds, and cool bugs. He makes videos performing his songs where they blend so perfectly with the location, and it's absolutely beautiful. He puts his soul and his thoughts and his interests into his creations and he needs to be more well known for his work. His songs range from crying near a pond over a lost love to exploring an old stone castle with your lads.

"If I ever see Cosmo Sheldrake in concert, I'd problably experience some type of spiritual awakening."

by lugosithefae June 19, 2019