sidetracked

When one or one's gf/bf starts talking about other guys/girls excessively/obsessively. Also when they get very interested in other people.

Rox (Mer's gf): *talks about "cute kid in math"*
Mer (Rox's bf): you should take pictures of him and show me exactly how "cute" he is.
Rox: atleast I'd have pics of him
Mer: wait what? you never said anything like that about having pics of me.
Rox: sorry I got sidetracked!
Mer: SIDETRACKED! SIDETRACKED?!

by Mertown October 3, 2007

sidekicked to the curb

When two tight friends (sidekicks) drift apart because one of the pair gets in a serious relationship with a member of the opposite sex. The abandoned friend will always harbor some degree of resentment towards the interloper for ruining the friendship.

As soon as my buddy of 15 years got a girlfriend,I was sidekicked to the curb.

by wolfbait51 November 26, 2011

SideTwacked

When you're on your way out the door somewhere and discover a quest, all while concurrently having ingested speed.

I was supposed to go to work today but then got SideTwacked on pornhub and had to explain my absence to my boss.

by Sartre69 November 27, 2020

siderracked

the seggsual position where a princess lays on her side an proceeds to fuck the life out of her

(1455)I siderracked the soul out of thy witch last night!!

by phsycadelic1400s April 28, 2021

SilkJacked

The act of masturbating while using silk, in particular using the fabric to choke yourself during the act.

That girl's face was so flush coming out of that coat room. Girl was silkjacked, for sure.

by EtienneLaCroix June 11, 2023

sidetasked

To get sidetracked by another useful task.

Ben: "Why is the vacuum cleaner in the living room?"
Jeff: "I tried to vacuum, but I got sidetasked when the dryer buzzed. I wanted to take my clothes out of the dryer before they wrinkled."

by AnarchyGreen November 3, 2023

shejacked

Female ejaculation

In the moment of intense pleasure, the woman shejacked.

by The Scarlet Wonder Woman February 18, 2025