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m night shyamalan

An over rated director that makes the worst movies.
Far worst than that director from transformers who's name I can not mention at this time but is notorious for CGI, lots of explosions that are suppose to make up for the weak story lines.

M Night Shyamalan couldn't even direct porno without massive disappointment. At least transformers guy could make a porno that was ok the first time around, wouldn't be complete torture to watch again, And makes up for amateur mistake with excessive "explosions!"
Worst big budget movie in the world was made by

"m night shyamalan", and it was call "THE LAST AIR BENDER!!" Nuff said!
2 minutes in and I wanted to kill my self
by Demented Definitions December 30, 2010
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M. Night Shyamalan

When having anal sex and out of nowhere your partner poops out a turd that looks exactly like Bruce Willis
Tom had to drink Lysol for a month after his girl M. Night Shyamalaned directly into his mouth.
by Ligs June 3, 2019
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M. Night Shyamalan-ed

to make someone believe one thing, only for it to play out in the opposite direction.

when one expects a particular event to play out based on initial assumptions but, have it actually play out with a different result.
with his slicked back pompadour, diamond earrings and pronounced lisp, people just assumed Barry was gay. but, they later found out he M. Night Shyamalan-ed them all when he showed up at the company party with his gorgeous wife.
by bottomboy tj January 31, 2019
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Shyamalending

When the ending of a book, play tv series or movie has such a dramatic and unforseen twist that it is an ending worthy of the director M. Knight Shyamalan (The Sixth Sense, The Happening, Unbreakable, After Earth).
Derp 1: Man I just watched the last episode of Lost...I don't even... I just did not see that coming at all.

Derp 2: Yeah I saw it too. It was a Shyamalending if ever I saw one.
by TheZenWithin May 31, 2013
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M. Night Shyamalan

To cum onto a woman's stomach, unannounced. The origin stems from the fact that this act has an element of shock and surprise, but is not truly frightening. This twist at the end, gives its it whole new spin, much like one of Shyamalan's movies.
So I was with Dustin the other night, then bam, plot twist, I was M. Night Shyamalaned.

I had to grab a hand towel from the bathroom after that M. Night Shyamalan.
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Shyamalan-ma-ding-dong

noun; A extrordinarily gay plot twist in a movie or book that ruins the book and is way to ridiculous to be relevent. From director M. Night Shyamalan who is known for his insane ideas about how stories are supposed to work.
John: How did the movie end?

Jane: Terribly, it turned out the guy's father was a tree or something.

John: Wow, now that's a shyamalan-ma-ding-dong!
by metsfan February 24, 2009
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Shyamalan

The director of the "Last Air Bender" Shyamalaned it.
by Shadowmech04 July 23, 2010
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