Shelp

the descreet, or loud shreek/yelp you make when your shit hurts

"dude i could hear you shelp from the hallway"

"my shit hurt so bad I shelped a little"

by KG-of-319 January 4, 2010

Shweepy

used when very excited, happy, or when agreeing with someone. Can also substitute many words.

John: I just got a job at Red Lobster!

Chris: Shweepy!

John: I'm so happy!

Chris: That's what's shweepy son.

by ShweepyApparel October 24, 2009

shmelp

white, heterosexual. most commonly used in reference to a white heterosexual male.

Often used in a derogatory context as a replacement for words attacking less prominent groups of people.

That shmelp wouldn't know the first thing about booty base

Dude, why are you watching Friends? That show is so shmelp.

by bruno June 23, 2004

Shelpit

Scottish Dialect

Bitter or Incredibly Sour

An unpleasant Taste

That candy is Shelpit.
That food tastes shelpit.

by True Scot October 28, 2009

shwelly

A huge joint

derek and tyson just smoked a shwelly

by dman4sure December 18, 2010

Shelping

The act by a female of giving unsolicited advice despite the fact she has little or no knowledge of the topic about which she is advising. It is derived from the claim “SHE was only HELPING” and often proceeds mansplaining. At least one non-profit organization exists to help end shelping.

I was trying to focus on turning off the busted water line, but she wouldn't stop shelping so I could think straight.

by SeniorTravel.TV June 6, 2018

shwepps

A replacement for the word "what" in a manner that is extremely obnxious and meant to interrupt someone's sentence.

I was speaking to a guy over there when a friend of mine over here came up behind me and yelled shwepps!

by Meanstatter October 5, 2006