Strangling a toad

Taking a wet shit.

What are you doing in there?! It sounds like you're strangling a toad!

Hey hurry up in there! It stinks out here! What are you doin'? Strangling the toad?!

D: What's that noise?
J: It's Os.
S: It sounds like he's strangling a toad.

by Tall White Glasses Man. May 16, 2009

Shlanging dong

When you're completely naked and just start wiggling your dick around

Guy 1:Dude what are you doing?”
Guy 2: “Shlanging dong bro”
Guy 1: “hell yeah, nice form man!”

by Shlanging Dong July 5, 2020

Garry Shandling

This is what Hanz Zimmer would look like if he was on drugs.

Garry Shandling looks like Hanz Zimmer on crack cocaine.

by Restekp August 4, 2018

shwanking

1)A continuos act of jackin off ur nigga.

2)A continous act of jackin off any guy.

Alex was shwanking his new friend while playin Halo 2

by cheaa6969 July 25, 2006

Strangling a Two-Headed Unicorn

When someone gives you a freaked-out look that is so insanely filled with disbelief and confusion, that it is unable to be described with unmythical creatures.

Jane: Starts to sing Circle of Life while doing a pregnant dance in a thong bikini

Jane's Grandmother: *looks at her like she's strangling a two-headed unicorn*

by PSEUDONYM711WABAFE January 5, 2012

strangling the stank monkey

When you stop showering for 3 or more days but still masturbate despite the awful smell of your genitals

Dude I haven't showered in a week, but I'm being brave and strangling the stank monkey twice a day.

by Big Ebs February 15, 2014

strangling the disobedient meat monster

The clinical term for "masterbation."

See fap, choking the chicken, jerkin my gerkin, spanking the monkey, whacking the weasel, jerking off, squirting the main vein, pleasuring yourself, inappropriate touching, old men, old men weiner, beating off, and animal sex.

During school, at work, and on the phone, I find myself strangling the disobedient meat monster.

by Joey Orgler 3 October 21, 2008