Shwacked

The pure essence of getting your tiny asshole pounded in a game or type of competition.

He just got shwacked!
I shwacked his girl last night!

by 735382 February 22, 2019

shwacked

To be drunk way past the point of good sense and decision making, usually leads to blacking out on ping pong tables or throwing up all over the place and forgetting to clean it up. It's the level of drunkeness where the fun has ceased and you begin to seriously regret your actions, while at the same time smiling, laughing and saying 'YOLO' with your friends, even though you know you really fucked up this time.

Dude 1: "Yo sup dude we gonna get shwacked tonight i got that absinthe"
Dude 2: "Man i cant wait hope i black out we gonna be belligerent"
Doctor: "You are both fucking retarded"

by DrinkDontDrive December 13, 2013

Shwacking

The act of showering, then masturbating.

After a Delicious Italian Dinner, I think I'm going to have myself a steamy session of Shwacking at home.

by Chassssjuam July 18, 2015

shwacked

being completely fucked up on speed and weed..... totally indeed.

holy fuck.#!@)&*$% IIIMMMM FFFUUUUUUCCKKKEEENNNNNN sHwaCKED!??!.!?

by space cadet March 10, 2005

Shwacked

Used by US military for being killed or killing someone

Bro that tali got shwacked.

by 11basshole May 29, 2021

Shwack

means something is fucking cool

Joe: I like your shoes, are they new?
Freddy: Yeah they’re pretty fucking shwack, thanks bro

by IfYouCouldSeeWhtIsee November 19, 2018

Shwack

Sh-whack
Similar to FUBAR or clusterfuck but is for when you have to be quiet.
AKA: Doing a test your probably gonna fail.

"The final is today class, it is worth 300 points"" Teacher

"Shwack"- Me

by King of the Stone Age October 25, 2008