shaved chewbacca

an unusually ugly individual

My God, did you see that girl Dave disappeared with? She was a shaved chewbacca.

by rhymer rigby August 30, 2003

shaved monkey

A derogatory term implying that the target is not quite Human; in reality, stating that the target is inferior to the speaker.

Jodl probably doesn't count, even if Hitler calls him a hairless ape with a shiny head.

1. Ivan is the shaved monkey around here and has always been.
2. Speaker: {Target} has the chest of a buffalo and the arms of a gorilla. We call him the shaved monkey.

by decimator1337 November 12, 2014

Forehead Shavecut

The funniest flash movie ever made. It doesn't have to make sense to be hilarious.

Hey Bob, have you seen Forehead Shavecut?
Bob: Yeah man, I love that movie. I wish Jesse Jones would make a sequel.

by Babby September 30, 2006

shit shower shave

Shit, shower, and shave (the British military called it "ablutions") was a phrase that originated in WWI, where the US military tried to "train" soldiers to perform certain functions ( to shit, shower, and you guessed it) in the morning so as to not be interrupted during actual combat (WWI was primarily a "daylight" war). By the end of WWII, combat was a 24 hour event, and they could never actually TRAIN the body to crap on command, so the practice was dropped. I've never heard anyone use it who wasn't a veteran of WWII. My dad (a WWII marine) used to say it in the morning and assumed that I (A Vietnam vet) knew what he was talking about. I just thought to myself "gee, dad, that's a weird thing to share..."

shit shower shave

Well, time to go shit, shower, and shave.

by Maxsdad October 29, 2019

Rico suave

A good looking, well dressed, well put together, smooth talking man.

The guy hitting on my friend in the bar was a real Rico suave type, and she was falling for it.

by CatarinaAndArturo July 10, 2017

spankito suave

1- A Latino, typically (but not exclusively) of the Puerto Rican or Mexican persuasion, who greases his hair and tries very hard to be a gigolo. He will often take an oversized bottle of cologne and spray it at a fan on the highest setting, then stand before the cloud of overpowering fragrance. Other things he will do include unbuttoning his shirt halfway down so he has easy fondle-access to his chest hair, chew on toothpicks, speak in an exaggerated Spanish accent, and stuff his underwear with a rolled-up tube sock. He doesn't believe in being clean-shaven, nor will he be a nice or reliable companion to any women. Paradoxically, women like him anyway because they are stupid.

2- A generic Latin singer who straddles the line between Straight and Gay

3- Someone who likes to wankerbate on a regular basis

"If it wasn't for spankito suave over there, cologne manufacturers would go bankrupt."

"Ricky Martin is a spankito suave."

"Ese spankito suave le gusta JUGAR CON EL PNRZ."

by Batrastard July 5, 2003

grande suave

1. Spanish Translation: Big Smooth

2. A man who is so cool that the term 'cool' could not be used. He is a man's man and the ladies love him. A 'G' of sorts.

"There goes grande suave, hes a G"

by swisherwhat!? October 21, 2009