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stall wars

When you sit down on the toilet and someone is in the stall next to you and you see who can make the most & loudest noises from your ass.
I was in the bathroom earlier today having stall wars with Jermaine from the football team. His shit was so loud that they evacuated the whole east wing of the school.
by Charlie Badass November 15, 2017
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Shallow

Many give the term "shallow" too narrow a meaning by stating it only refers to those who judge others purely on looks. Here is a list of characteristics that actually define a person as shallow:
1. Their thoughts are mainly concerned with unimportant things, such as the way they look or how others are judging them
2. They are unable to connect with others on deep emotional levels
3. They make judgements based on trivial, surface-level information

4. They are overly concerned with material things
Joe is a very shallow guy. During his day at school he decided that Kevin was weird because his hair is really long. Later that day, Joe told Mark he ought to display the brand he is wearing. He also decided Mark was cooler than Kevin because Mark has a Mustang and plays football.
by Moonshine Billy February 24, 2015
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shallegory

a shallow allegory - especially in tv or movies - or, worse still, tv movies
a biblical reference in a sci-fi or superhero movie is a shallegory

"Oh man, Apocalypto is, like, totally shallegorical"
by Anthony Sheppard December 12, 2006
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Basket-stall

The act of throwing a wad of toilet paper or a paper towel ball into the stall being used by someone who is releasing quite a foul and pervasive smell during his or her bodily process of defecation and while preventing that person from knowing that you were the one who threw it. Can be played by one person or numerous people using the restroom upset by the vile odor.
Jack was stinking up the restroom again, so Dave and I played a round of Basket-stall. I stole the ball made a lay-up it into Jack's stall. Shortly after our victory, we ran off like pussies and laughed our asses off.
by Harold Balczac the Third January 13, 2013
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Stall stall

In public bathrooms, the act of remaining in a bathroom stall after having completed one's business, in order to maintain anonymity (whether by avoiding someone who has entered later, or finished sooner), or the state of being delayed under such circumstances. Also the act of delaying defecation until the bathroom is empty.

See also stall waiting
Sorry I'm late. I got stall stalled in the men's room on 34 by a couple of accounting assholes talking to each other at the urinals. The last thing I needed was to be asked how my day is going by some idiot with his dick in his hands.

I was in the corner stall trying to drop a deuce when Meyers from accounting walked in. I tried to stall stall but I couldn't hold it.
by upupdowndown January 12, 2009
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Shball

A very cocky person who boasts about everything when they are quite obviously lying.
A big tag-along that likes to talk about things in a nerdy and lecturing sense. Such as millitary equipment and videogames.
"Shball kept trying to lecture me on how a tank is built but I really couldn't care."
"Stop following us Shball."
"Shball was trying to tell me his airsoft gear was authentic millitary although I had saw that it was a cheap version from amazon."
"That Shball is so annoying."
by SquidlyDemin'sNo1Fan April 6, 2017
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shallow rapper

A rapper/hip hop artist who is materialistic, usually misogynist and only sees things for the obvious that they are, and is does not look deeper into it.

Typically attached to record company puppet strings and found on television and radio speaking of things that you can ONLY obtain, or very simple 3rd grade analogies about them (I'm hotter than the sun).

These rappers are not impressive and you can sometimes predict what their gonna say because of how simple the lyrics are. They are typically uneducated and ironically are the most popular and commercially successful rappers.

However I wouldn't consider EVERY shallow rapper to be naturally like that, MOST of them use to be more creative and deep but had to change due to America's ignorant "dumb it down" demand for music
Lil Wayne

Nicki Minaj

Gucci Mane

Soulja Boy

Drake

Shawty Lo

ANY rapper that sings

MOST shallow rappers became popular because of one song that is a party/dance single

(a rare exception would be Lupe Fiasco)
by Optical Epilepsy April 11, 2010
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