King Kong Shlong

A dick that is so massive, girthy, slobbery, and long that it absolutely lounge the female so far with the cum shot it can only be described by this word

My King Kong Shlong absolutely mutalated my girl last night.

by Girthy Balls February 18, 2021

Shpongle

To be shpongled is to be kippered, mashed, smashed, destroyed

COMPLETELY GESCHTONKENFLAPPED

also a good trance band

"I'm feeling very shpongled.
Smashed,mashed, completely geschtonkenflapped.

To be shpongled is to be kippered, mashed, smashed, destroyed

COMPLETELY GESCHTONKENFLAPPED

Feel so smooth.....Everything tingling
" shpongle - room 23

by saucy von autofleisch October 17, 2003

shlong bot

A shlong bot is a super sexy fuck machine with abs.

"Wow that guy is an ultra mega shlong bot.'

by shnukertown69 September 22, 2011

Shlongered

When something is beyond repair, unfixable or otherwise fully shlongered.

Zach: “hey, is that hose fitting salvageable or do we need a new one?”

Caden: “no way! It’s completely and utterly shlongered”.

by Zach Pitzler October 4, 2019

Shlong Sisters

The female equivalent of "Tunnel Buddies". When two females have had coitus with the same male ( not necessarily at the same time).

Stav: Omg did you hear that Shay and Maya both had sex with Harel!1!1!1
Tamar: So are they Shlong Sisters?
Stav: Yup!1!1!

by shlongsisters May 7, 2021

Scrongle

To pet an animal on the head using just your fingertips in a fast grabbing motion

You better give my cat a quick scrongle before you leave!

by Sneakylilbish198 January 23, 2023

Big Shlong Lee

A Hebrew person who refers to their genitalia as a "shlong," and proceeds to refer to themselves, as "Big Shlong Lee"

Guy: Here comes Gerald
Woman: He prefers to be called, Big Shlong Lee
Guy: Why?
Gerald: *Pulls out his shlong*
Guy: Well damn

by Strickays September 5, 2017