Shrinker

A shrinker is when a Male gets turned off to the point that his pecker shrinks to one thousandth of the original size

I got a shrinker the first time I watched furry yaoi.

by RETARDO CHAIR July 28, 2019

Boner-Shrinker

A phrase used by men to describe something or someone so ugly it "shrinks their boner" or immediately halts an erection.

"Awww man, I saw my grandma naked last night, total boner-shrinker."

by livingalie246 January 22, 2009

The Shrinker

1. noun, The penis as it leaves it's state of erection when the owner of the penis does not want it to. For opposites, see The Surpriser Riser.

2. proper noun, The pharmecutical (sp) company that makes medicine to reduce erections; the anti-viagra.

1. "Damn you shrinker! GET BACK UP THERE!"

2. "I can't walk. I need to take some The Shrinker Pills."

by Carson Lynch July 13, 2006

Shrinker

A guy that seems awfully attractive at first, but who's attractiveness seems to dwindle the better you know him. Basically someone who grows downwards in desirability. Disappointing, really disappointing. It's not even like funny anymore!

Jem, tell me about last weekend with coffee guy...
Turns out he doesn't even like Lany!
So, he was fit wasn't he?
No he's a shrinker...

by love from the convent February 1, 2019

shrinkitis

Fear of the shrink effect after swimming or other cold water activities.

Danny won't go swimming because he has shrinkitis. Whatta pussy.

by margomango December 1, 2009

shrinktalk

Bullshit

Drab shrinktalk

by boiugoud May 22, 2018

Shrinker

An individual that has aged to the point that they are no longer growing, but in fact shrinking.

My 90 year old neighbor is a shrinker. My parents are shrinkers.

by Cyanna February 4, 2010