shlumpkin

Getting head, taking a shit, and smoking a blunt, while eating a sandwich.

I wish my girlfriend would give me a shlumpkin.

by Fuckey McNelligan October 5, 2010

Shlump bucket

A cosmetically impaired vehicle with over 200,000 miles that barely runs and has subwoofers with enough bass to rattle off the pictures of houses it passes by.

Lets go set off some car alarms at the mall with my shlump bucket.

by uoy era ohw November 29, 2009

Shmum

Generally something of notable annoyance or irritability is described as ‘shmum’, however the word is a versatile one and can be used in many contexts as a positive or negative.

‘Your mum is looking bare shmum today innit’
‘That geez Jimmy is so shmum’

by Road Translations December 21, 2020

Shrump

Ingesting psychadelic mushrooms then umpiring a baseball game.

You be first base shrump, i'll be home plate shrumpire.

by Donald Shrump May 19, 2011

Shpunken Towel

A cloth or peice of material, purposely set aside, stolen or purchased for the sole purpose of removing un-wanted ejaculatory matter from your bedroom/garments.

'Ahh dude, some fool decided to use my pillowcase as a shpunken towel..'

by thealmightyshpunk March 25, 2010

Shoumit

The act of stealing one's female.

"Hey bro, it's not cool that you shoumit'ed my female like that."

by shou11 October 9, 2014

Shmumbled

The quintessential level-up from humbled, when one is humbled beyond other words.

All of you guys, you'd follow me to the end of time, I'm so shmumbled.

by RadienX Chaosmaker June 16, 2016