Fell Asleep in the Shower

An excuse guys use when they are in the shower for a long time because they are jerking off.

Wife: You took a long time in the bathroom to get ready this morning.
Husband: I was real tired and had trouble waking up. I fell asleep in the shower.

by barcelonaIV April 12, 2015

Spartan Shower

An ice-cold shower taken daily to enhance one's mental toughness and physical well-being. Spartans, for whom valued strength and pride as matters of high reputation, believed hot water was for the weak and emasculated; they frequently immersed in cold water for vigor and increased vitality. The Spartan Shower has numerous benefits including:

-Improved circulation
-Improved immune system
-Reduced blood pressure on internal organs
-Strengthens the sympathetic nervous system
-Improved mood, decreased anxiety and stress, relieved depression
-Improved hair and skin
-Decreased inflammation
-Increased testosterone
-Conditions you to be fearless as a Spartan warrior

Jamey used to be timid, but he started taking Spartan Showers every day and now he eats bears for breakfast.

by SharkBass028 November 4, 2013

Dry Shower

When you run the shower to conceal that you are taking a shit; however, no actual showering takes place.

This behavior occurs when one's rectal backfiring is in earshot of another person.

Dry Showering is typically exhibited by individuals that are phobic of fart-expression.

I fart really loudly when I drop a deuce and I don't want my girlfriend's mom to hear me. Time for a Dry Shower. She'll NEVER know what I'm really doing in here, heh! heh!

by Crazy8888s October 20, 2011

Disco Shower

The act of grinding and shaking your booty to music whilst fully lathered in the throes of a hot steamy shower…

Hey! I've just got up and am feeling mighty fine, I think I'm gonna get down to the vibes and have me a Disco Shower.

by Cheeky little monkey February 4, 2019

Shower Sex

When a guy sticks his penis in a girls vagina while warm water is pouring all over them!

Keirsten decided to take a shower and 5 minuntes later Chad joined her and they had some awesome shower sex!

by SlopNChop May 15, 2016

emerald shower

Similar to a golden shower, except you eat asparagus first so your urine stinks like asparagus pee.

That asparagus was so good last night. When I got home I gave my girlfriend an emerald shower - it smelled awful!

by Bunjamin November 17, 2013

Koino Shower

The sexual act where a female stands over a partner and releases menstrual blood on their face. Like a golden shower, but red.

"I would take you in the koino shower" -Illseraec

by Kimmicakes December 25, 2013