Showbo

A showbo or showboner is a 10 - 15% erection. A perfect percentage to show your penis while pretending it's 0%. Other people will believe you are hung not knowing the increased blood percentage made it (temporarily) bigger.

Oh dude that girl just gave me a showbo! Quick pull down my pants!

by mikdick June 11, 2010

Showbone

When a television show is so good it gives you an erection.

The season finale of Dexter gave me a raging showbone.

by loldongs34 February 1, 2010

showbolting

At 2008 Beijing Olympics,the showboating of Usain Bolt, 100m and 200m gold medal winner became so extreme that a phrase had to be coined in his honour.
Thus the term, show-'bolt'-ting.

Viewer 1: 'Man, I'm getting tired of his showbolting'
Viewer 2: 'Same'

by kingkwame October 14, 2008

slowboy

A name given for people who drive a slow ass car but still want to race.

dude 1: yo ill gap you in a race
dude 2: how you dive a Chevy Spark
dude 1: ill still gap you
dude2: shut your Slowboy ass up

by omw2fybAgain March 25, 2021

Showboating

When your girlfriend won't have sex with you; and you precede to pleasure yourself manually in full vision of her, fully flaunting your engorged member.

This may be done

(1) out of spite,

(2) in an attempt to induce her into sexual activity,

(3) or just simply to get a nut off.

Guy 1: Hey dude, did you get any pussy last night?

Guy 2: No damnit, my girl was tired so I showboated.

Guy 1: What a bitch! Always making you turn to showboating.

by Leon Llong July 5, 2010

showboating

to showboat is to perform highly skilled tricks with a fooball during a game.

Now thats what i call showboatin'!
see joe cole or jay jay okocha.

by SeanX May 21, 2003

showboat

An attractive boy or group of attractive boys used by a small group of girls for the sole purpose of showing off. The girls don't necessary like to be around the boys they are just there to look cute. This is a female version of arm candy.

Person 1:Man! would you look at those broads with all those cute boys!
Person 2: Aww they ain't nothing but a bunch of showboats.

by G.Keiz February 28, 2007