Shoulder Padding

When two friends gently rest their cocks(2) and balls(4) upon the shoulder of a roommate's girlfriend. She must gaze foward at all times as for it not to be constituted as cheating.

I am appalled that Mike and Mike were "Shoulder Padding" Amber last night, exclaimed Marc.

Yeah man, talk about a low blow on her part.

by Kaaron Rodgers January 22, 2011

Shoulder Joke

When someone places an object on someone's shoulder without that person knowing in an attempt to make that person look ridiculously foolish.

The objects used can vary - popular objects are erasers, plastic utensils, chips, noodles, and paper napkins.

I hate that guy so much; I want to run my truck over him. I want to gouge his eyes out". "Dude relax, just shoulder joke him - he'll never recover from that

by OriginalPrankster99 May 30, 2010

Swimmer Shoulders

Massive shoulders, triceps, back muscles and upper body strength that are the result of being a swimmer.

Janet: "I was a swimmer in college."

Colleen: "I can tell, you have swimmer shoulders".

by HulkedOutGirl June 9, 2010

ride the shoulder

Thrusting between the labia or "camel toe," or ass cheeks, without penetration.

Before the sudden lane-change I opted to ride the shoulder in order to lull her.

by Napoleon Bonerhard November 17, 2006

Shundering

Shundering-

1-verb, (to shunder)

Used to describe someone that is

severely stoned or drunk and is

wandering aimlessly.

2-Used to describe someone who is

acting in an abnormal mannor, usualy

due to intoxication.

3-verb, (to shunder){to wonder about

something/to ask for something/

to be inquisitive}

Derived from: To wonder-verb, -to be

curious about something.

-present tense usualy

spoken both as 'Ashundering'

{pronounced:

Ash-undering / Ash-underin}

1,2- To shunder

~ Man, i was shundering round town

for hours last night.

~ You are shundering badly right now.

~ I am gonna be fucking shundering

after this big bag of fucking cans

with the lads.

3- (to shunder about something)

~ I was shunderin if you wanted to

come out to chill out and smoke a

doob.

~ Ashunderin if you had any skins.

~ That doob is gonna make us

shunder about the stupidest shit

ever.

by Smoke loot May 29, 2017

Shoulder strap

A shoulder strap is performed by sneaking up behind an unsuspecting person and placing your flaccid shlong across their shoulder.

I leaned forward from the back seat of my boyfriend's Miata and gave him a shoulder strap.

by Tony Buttles January 1, 2009

Shoulder Friend

A person you convey all your problems to who comforts you by providing a shoulder to cry on.

Man, everytime Abbi has a fight with her boyfriend she runs to her shoulder friend Todd.

by flacker December 24, 2006