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Shorter Vision

a phenomenon that occurs while upon your studies at Shorter Sniversity. This phenomenon makes physically unattractive persons appear attractive because of the lack of attractive females.
Bro!! "She is so hot i would rail her 5 times."

What the fuck? Shes like a 3. you must have shorter vision.
by Chase Welch October 23, 2011
mugGet the Shorter Visionmug.

Shorterer

Jimmy: My pencil is shorter than yours!
Thomas: No way! Mines shorterer.
by FarmerJohnson February 23, 2013
mugGet the Shorterermug.
Acronyms which are made up by random people because they are not socially adept.
Person 1: Hey, wybtpsfmt?
Person 2: What does that mean.
Person 1: Would you buy that purple sweater for me tomorrow?
Person 2: Wow, that is one of the many things that aren't shorter if you say the acronym
by ishouldfinishmyhomework August 30, 2016
mugGet the things that aren't shorter if you say the acronymmug.

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