Wankers shortbread

A tradition where, upon a young lad’s awkward yet triumphant first solo adventure, his parents—presumably both proud and horrified—present him with a ceremonial piece of shortbread to mark his transition into a deeply confusing stage of life.

In the north of England this shortbread is often accompanied by some of the fathers custard.
Father : Here you go son, have a munch on this wankers shortbread.
Son: thanks dad I really love it
by Poppyseed Monkey January 28, 2025
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Shag a shortbread

When you’ve just made a grand old error or found out some devastating news it’s appropriate to use this phrase
Mother: yer nan’s just died x
Me: OH shag a shortbread!
by Willne has a square head x March 23, 2019
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Mr shortbread gamer demonlord
by Ur nan smells of Easter eggs September 02, 2020
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