Showbread

The first and only raw rock band

Raw Rock Kills: get ready to die

by commanderwaffles January 22, 2005

Shartbread

A chocolate favourite shortbread

Mmm look at my chocolate shortbread
Shortbread? Tf u mean?😐 thats shartbread!

by queersforstevemcbride May 3, 2021

Shortbreading it

shortbreading it is where you buzz kill something or you bagel something and it can meen you are just pure fail

shortbread is like kryptonite because superman man is mega awesome and can do everthing but when kryptonite ,(shortbread), is near him he is ultra lame
in sumerry shortbread is so lame that lame radiates of the shortbreader making everyone around the shortbreader an utter fail

a) "i fucked up , oh my god i shortbreaded it"

b) guy 1 :"hahaha dont you find the word dogging it funny"
guy 2 :"haha id love to go catting haha"
guy 1:"you lame shortbread krytonite fuck"

c) guy 1"ive done with my life it is just a fail"
guy 2 "you meen your life is just a complete shorbread fest"

d) guy 1:"dont you hate that lingerer"
lingerer:"hey guys whats up"
guy 2:"oh neow what a shortbread"

e)guy 1:"i wanna know what love is i want you you show me baby"
guy 2:" stop shortbreading that song man"
guy 1:"sorry man i will stop shortbreading it

by f***ing chuck norris February 23, 2010

shoebread

Usually found in conjunction with cankles, shoebread is a condition in which the top of someone's (usually a woman's) fat foot spills out of the top of their shoe (usually a few-sizes-too-small pump), creating an effect looking much like the top of a loaf of bread. Hence the term 'shoebread'.

God damn, did you see that woman's massive shoebread? Those pumps had to be at LEAST 2 sizes too small.

by RiotingPacifist June 11, 2006

Shortbreadification

The process or act of condensing Scottish culture and history into that which fits neatly onto the front of a shortbread tin.

Using bagpipes, kilts, Scottie Dogs and other novelty aspects of perceived Scottish culture as the basis of your concept of the country and its current societal views.

"The shortbreadification of our people must end, we must rise up and present ourselves as more than just the bagpipe welding, tartan mad cunts that the world so dearly wants us to remain"

by Pedigreemum September 16, 2020

Ocean Shortreed

Random hot chick with huge tits.

Yo what was that chicks name with the huge tits last night?
I dunno, another Ocean Shortreed, no doubt.

by Guidoooooo June 7, 2010

Raspberry Shortbreath

When a female is receiving cunolingus by sitting on ones face, causing the giver to struggle to breathe. As a result the giver is forced to blow raspberrys on the females undercarrage.

While getting a mustache ride from Ed I became so excited pushing down on his face, that he started giving me raspberry shortbreaths. The fart noises started getting louder and louder until I realized that he wasnt blowing raspberry's down below, he was struggling to breathe.

by Tootle2 October 16, 2012