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shortbreading

The practice of passing cars to exchange underwear via adjacent windows.
The Ka passed the Punto in the night and the briefest flash of colour was seen as the panties passed hands, driver to driver, as their partners sat in the passenger seat waiting for their new attire that tonights shortbreading would bring.
by -=D=- January 6, 2008
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Mr shortbread gamer demonlord

Ears are his favroite snack except from toes
by Ur nan smells of Easter eggs September 2, 2020
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Wankers shortbread

A tradition where, upon a young lad’s awkward yet triumphant first solo adventure, his parents—presumably both proud and horrified—present him with a ceremonial piece of shortbread to mark his transition into a deeply confusing stage of life.

In the north of England this shortbread is often accompanied by some of the fathers custard.
Father : Here you go son, have a munch on this wankers shortbread.
Son: thanks dad I really love it
by Poppyseed Monkey January 28, 2025
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