shootie

An amazing method for smoking pot if you want to get the maximum amount of THC out of your joint.

Person 1 hits the joint, then places his lips on the second person's mouth, exhales and kind of blows the smoke 'into' Person 2 who inhales.

Like 'direct hotboxing'.

Bob & Jill *smoke joint*
Jill: Shame to waste all that smoke. I wish we had a room or a car to hotbox.
Bob: Yeah, but as we're outside.. want a shootie?
Jill: For sure.

by GreenSister January 2, 2011

Shitfire

Spike your girls drinks with strong laxatives. Then provide to have snap sex, she will try to squirm away to get to the toilet but pull her down as she begins to shit on your dick. Once you feel shit on tour dick, grab her by her hair and her feet and bend her in a position so her ass is facing in the direction of something/someone you want to cover in shit. Proceed to violently shake her until she begins to spray shit everywhere.

'Rosie gave me an angry penguin last week, so I got pay back by giving her the shitfire last nigh'

by RosieLovesMeReally July 30, 2016

shoutwire

A site where the only thing worth a damn is the back button on your browser. It's basically Michael Moore's wetdream in the form of a webpage.

Going to shoutwire is about as painful as watching your only infant child choke to death.

by aldwardo November 3, 2006

shoutwire

A place on the internet where left-wing fucktards like to flock to. Full of conspiracy drivel and outright misinformation. It isn't as bad now as it used to be, but it's still pretty bad. The majority of the posters are still completely insane.

There are however, a few sane posters at shoutwire.

Sane Poster 1: Hey remember those retards that kept posting that Bush was an alien?

Sane Poster 2: Yeah lol.

Sane Poster 1: What the fuck happened to 'em?

Sane Poster 2: Maybe they were silenced by the "evil" government. Oh nevermind, they're still here.

Sane Poster 1: Fuck this site.

by Richie DeCesare August 17, 2007

shootie patootie

(inter.) an expression of amazement.

(n) something amazing or unusual.

I know a woman who hugs complete strangers, then the next moment cusses out her friends like crazy. She's a real Shootie Patootie.

by Ronald Clifford Buckman August 11, 2003

Shootfish

Used when you want to swear but can't cause you're grandma is there.

"SHOOTFISH!!!"

"What is it honey?"
"You just poked me in the eye with a sewing needle."

by definetheuniverse January 1, 2012

Shoefire

When aidan gets a lighter he makes the shoefire

“Wow who gave him a lighter he’s gonna make another shoefire”

by George9710 October 26, 2019