Shomit

To shit and vomit at the same time

After eating Chinese and two Cokes at the Klimax Klub, I had the sudden urge to shomit all over the place.

by Jean-Claude van Damme August 18, 2006

Shnomit

When a very drunk person with a respiratory infection or intense allergies sneezes and simultaneously vomits as a result of the sneeze.

"Did you see Mike shnomit all over that girl last night?"

"I can't drink around cats. It makes me shnomity."

by Melissa N. March 7, 2008

shiomiteeing

(verb) the act of shitting, vomitting, and peeing at the same time as a direct result of being drunk the night before.

Holy hell, I can hear Tara shiomiteeing in her bathroom!

by Elllss March 9, 2011

Shookith

Shook to the core.

Also, when you are surprised of what Another human being or animal said or did.

I was shookith when Clarissa fucked wit my mans

by Fuckaniggagetmoney June 28, 2019

Shommit

To shit and vommit simontaniously, usually resulting from extensive alcohol consumtion.

"My stomache is going crazy, I think I'm about to shommit, where can i find a bucket and a toilet?"

by Luke Swiderski October 7, 2003

Shomitting

The act of shitting and vomitting simultaniously after a long night of drinking, possibly mixed with perscription drugs.

After Paul's blackout birthday party at the thirsty turtle, Jay came back to the dorm and was shomitting after drinking way too much mixed with muscle relaxants. This resulted in a trip to the hospital, and a night where no one can forget the little bit of what they remembered.

by Caroline Hall March 30, 2008

Shomits

The definition of the word Shomits is taking a shit and vomiting at the same time.

He woke up 7:30 am Sunday morning after drinking a lot Saturday night. He started to take a shit and in the middle had to vomit, immediately following he continued shitting. Now that is what I call a serious case of the Shomits.

by Mackinaw June 10, 2013