Julia: Can we go to your place tonight?
Matt: No, room-mate's girlfriend is over and they'll be shonking.
Matt: No, room-mate's girlfriend is over and they'll be shonking.
by AngevinQueen October 06, 2009
Slang term used to refer to someone acting rude, passive, impatient, or like a jackass. Also can be used as a replacement to expletives such as bitch, jerk, dick, fuck, and asshole.
by SlangGuru July 05, 2010
Someone who posts first in a commentary section. With the sole purpose and the sole content of showing that he is first. Admired, even worshipped greatly by all who comment after him/her.
Usually between 11 and 13 years old. With no concept of redundancy.
Usually between 11 and 13 years old. With no concept of redundancy.
by Meitheway November 18, 2013
A purely graphical description of bryophytic vegetation in Jay Gatsby's gardens that allows for the derivative of the tracheophytic dream of Daisy.
Like the unattainment of the American Dream, shonk festered and parasitised West Egg, and all the world that had seemed real to Jay Gatsby.
by The Waddler November 02, 2004
progressive shonk
noun progressive shonk
deriv. shonky
A musical genre based on shonk, characterized by a discordant and/or disjointed sound with instrumental and musical progressions. It is most commonly found in DJ'ing and dance music production.
In a historical context, the sound did not originate from a single individual but rather a collective of visionaries, who used the internet to collaborate. As such, pioneering shonkalists and their seminal creations can be found at various websites - in particular, abletonlivedj.com.
Progressive Shonk is a evolution and refinement of Shonk with smoother and more measured beginnings providing a well-balanced transition to the disjointed and jarring feel of classic Shonk
noun progressive shonk
deriv. shonky
A musical genre based on shonk, characterized by a discordant and/or disjointed sound with instrumental and musical progressions. It is most commonly found in DJ'ing and dance music production.
In a historical context, the sound did not originate from a single individual but rather a collective of visionaries, who used the internet to collaborate. As such, pioneering shonkalists and their seminal creations can be found at various websites - in particular, abletonlivedj.com.
Progressive Shonk is a evolution and refinement of Shonk with smoother and more measured beginnings providing a well-balanced transition to the disjointed and jarring feel of classic Shonk
by Allison Redhead August 17, 2007
by Lilsypop01011 March 15, 2017