shoebox

Shoebox is where the drug dealer put his cash, drugs or even guns

I got $10 000 cash in my shoebox
I keep at least 100g in my shoebox

by purpleqc March 2, 2009

shoebox

A girl with a box that is so loose from sleeping around that one's foot could fit inside. Used in a deragatory manner.

My friend is hooking up with that shoebox who tried to screw everyone at Karl's party.

by Brendan Butler December 28, 2005

shoeboxer

One who reads The Shoebox Project on livejournal. Shoeboxers are also likely to be puppyshippers.

1. Kayleigh and I are shoeboxers.
2. The shoeboxers squeed when shoebox_project was updated

by Monique S. October 9, 2007

shoeblock

Like cockblocking, but against women. Shoeblocking is the act of preventing or highly discouraging a woman from buying shoes.

My wife was in Macy's looking at a pair of Donald Palmer's when I totally shoeblocked her by asking to see the price tag.

by CygnusX October 5, 2010

sheboot

A film or televsion property that is rebooted and recast with women in roles played by men in the orginal material. Similar to a shequel.

Sophia Vergara has been cast to play Hannibal in a sheboot of "The A-Team." Rhonda Rousey was screen tested for the B.A. Baracus role.

by Superstar71 July 19, 2016

Shoebox Theory

When one thing is a type of another thing, but the inverse is not true.

A thot is a hoe, but according to the shoebox theory, a hoe isn’t necessarily a thot.

by 4.nCotter December 17, 2019

Sheboozled

When a straight man, spends an entire night picking up an extremely sexy girl, and takes her home under the impression he's about to get incredibly lucky, starts fooling with her, goes down her pants only to find a massive cock.

Usually observed by a bystander, who laughs hysterically knowing the girl's shemale identity.

Jer: So what happened with that girl last night?

Dayo: Man, i brought her home, and found she had a fucking cock bigger than mine.

Jer: (Laughs) I know man, I Sheboozled you, pay back's a bitch fagget.

by JROC444 November 26, 2010