like a Turkish student loves Stochastic Modeling

A common saying used to describe a powerful love for something/someone...generally used like this: "I love ______ like a Turkish student loves Stochastic Modeling." This saying comes from the fact that a large number of Turkish students generally come to American universities to study this subject. Same basic idea as like a fat kid loves cake.

50 Cent: "Yo bitch, you's a fine-ass piece, you know what I'm sayin'? I love yo' ass like a Turkish student loves Stochastic Modeling."
Ho: "Aww...that's the most romantic thing I've ever heard. You're so sweet!"

by Nick D May 30, 2006

Shockabuku

N. Archaic
A swift, spiritual kick to the head that alters your reality forever.

Pop. mention, Film: Grosse Pointe Blank

Damn that bitch could use some good Shockabuku.. She's got no sense at all!

by Luminous911 September 6, 2004

Shockah Brah

A phrase used from one bro to another bro to let them know that everything is cool. Mainly used when under the influence of drugs and/or alchohol

-Bro.... i just beer bonged a forty and i am about to put this gas mask on
- Shockah Brah

by Bro Sakic January 16, 2011

Shoch

A derogatory word for a black person. Believed to have originated from the Hebrew word Shachor meaning black

Hey shoch, come clean my shoes!
or
That shoch stinks

by Yoshi Yoshelovitz October 18, 2008

shockabra

A 21st Century adaptation of the hackneyed surfer positivities of the 20th century like "cowabunga" and "right on"

A positive interjection or exclamation; Used to arbitrarily affirm another person's remark or action.

Also used in same manner as popular optimistic phrases like "Love life", "Life is good" and "The dude abides."

Most often used in surfer/slacker culture and amongst teenagers and young adults.

Surfer Dude: "The storm swell is raging, man!"
Surfer Dude 2: "Shockabra, dude!" (i.e. "let's go surf, dude")

Girl 1: "There's an awesome beach party tonight by the pier."
Girl 2: "Shockabra!" (i.e. "Let's totally go!")

Stoner 1: "What's up man?"
Stoner 2: "Shockabra, man. Shockabra." (ie. "Life is good, dude. Life is good")

by Ekateg8r February 22, 2010

Shoshana

The hottest, sexiest, most beautiful, lovely, enchanting, amazing, awesome, fun, crazy, did i mention sexy, hilarious, funny, did i mention amazing, Girl in the World. 110% The perfect girl. Awkwardly non-awkard. The dictionary definition of every adjective listed above. She lifts the spirits of anyone who is around her, and makes them smile like :D. She is the single BEST girl in the world. She is easy to get along with, not too shy, but not too outgoing, and she always know's the perfect time for a joke. She always says the most hilarious joke, with perfect timing, and an incredible laugh following. She has a very gentle heart, a benign smile, and is very kind. If you were to sum her up into two words, they would be PERFECT GIRL. It is annoyingly almost impossible to get her to make a decision, but she's cute enough to not have to. The way she makes you feel is not possible to describe, but to try and express it would only bring up words as closely possible to complete bliss, happiness, joy, elation, etc. She IS love ad beauty put into one, and she lives a life filled with it too.
XOXO

...also the hardest to shop for on Valentines day, when you have to think out of the triangle!
<3

Bro: Hey I'm the luckiest man in the world!

Friend: Why?

Bro: Im dating Shoshana!

Friend: OMG u r the luckiest guy in the world!!!
--
Girl: What does he think of me?
Friend:He thinks you're a Shoshana!
Girl: OMG YAY!

by LuckiestGuyInTheWorld March 9, 2012

Shoshanna

An amazing girl who you want to be friends with. She’s super funny and can’t be controlled by anyone.

She’s so funny, Shoshanna. I’m so happy to be her friend!

by Heyitsava December 28, 2017