The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.
"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."
"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle
"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."
"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."
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"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."
"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."
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a substitute for shit in a situation where you can't curse words. e.g. a high school sporting event, a youth soccer game. (very useful when you have gotten halfway to making a curse word mistake, a faux pas, shit morphs into shingle quite naturally.)
Don't think you sound odd, you sound polite in front of other people's kids.
Don't think you sound odd, you sound polite in front of other people's kids.
Oh my, shingle, that was a horrible call.
Shingle. Shingle. Shingle.
Holy shingle. You gotta be kidding me.
Shingle. Shingle. Shingle.
Holy shingle. You gotta be kidding me.
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the state of being shitfaced and mangled all at the same time.
severe inebriation to the point of no return until you wake up in a random place such as someones porch in belmar new jersey 2 miles away from the summer house you were supposed sleep in because you lost your cell phone at a bar then calling it and then told to go to a certain adress to pick it up from the police station but instead going to a random person house and ringing their doorbell at 4 in the morning and passing out on their porch until 7am because you were so SHMANGLED!!
the state of being shitfaced and mangled all at the same time.
severe inebriation to the point of no return until you wake up in a random place such as someones porch in belmar new jersey 2 miles away from the summer house you were supposed sleep in because you lost your cell phone at a bar then calling it and then told to go to a certain adress to pick it up from the police station but instead going to a random person house and ringing their doorbell at 4 in the morning and passing out on their porch until 7am because you were so SHMANGLED!!
by roooney April 23, 2006
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"We serve FOOD here, sir."
"We serve FOOD here, sir."
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