So a few streams ago I was trying to say something and it came out shmort. I made up this definition on the fly, enjoy!
SHMORT: The rejuvenating feeling one gets from others or individuals after a conversation, connection, musical set or arrangement, visual performance, laugh or anything truly uplifting to your spirit or higher self. When your love tank is refilled by even a single word or gesture. Heartfelt electricity amongst people. Example: '2 people giving each other support in a twitch DJ CHAT when you are on the other side of the planet'.
We are taking back thie negative definition posted here and making it positive. Cant stop us.
SHMORT: The rejuvenating feeling one gets from others or individuals after a conversation, connection, musical set or arrangement, visual performance, laugh or anything truly uplifting to your spirit or higher self. When your love tank is refilled by even a single word or gesture. Heartfelt electricity amongst people. Example: '2 people giving each other support in a twitch DJ CHAT when you are on the other side of the planet'.
We are taking back thie negative definition posted here and making it positive. Cant stop us.
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Get the Shmoof mug.A type of reclusive and mysterious monster located in Northern Canadian Forests and Woods. Very Few live to tell their story of seeing the Shmorange or more commonly known as Shornge. Similarly to Bigfoot and the Loch Ness monster a Shmorange has been stated to be a myth because of the lack of definitive proof, but trust me you would not want to live in a world with proof. They are rumored to eat trees whole and digest entire campsites before being captured. Truly there has only ever been one captured Shmorange and the FBI and Secret Service lost eight agents that day. That singularly captured Shmorange is said to be residing in Area 51. Nobody is allowed in to keep them safe. Aliens are said to be caged there but the real answer is one single Shmorange is there constantly tested on and fed nine whole trees a day. Beware of the Shmorange.
A shmorange ate my parents.
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Oh my God! Is that a Shmo-
Did you hear about the Shmorange that escaped from Area 51?
Oh my God! Is that a Shmo-
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