shmooff

when a dog licks themselves

That dog needs to stop shmooffing! That's disgusting!

by awesomeselflover October 27, 2010

Shmoosie Pop

A weird person whom you still harbor respect for

person 1: He's such a weird person
person 2: Yea, but he's nice, he's a real shmoosie pop

by greaterthan9 November 6, 2011

shmoopie

proper noun: the pet name that Jerry Seinfeld gave to his girlfriend

"I love you, Shmoopie!"

by mizzlemamurrzle April 17, 2006

shmoopiest

Couples who are constantly feeling the need to be touching, holding hands, kissing, and calling eachother pet names like shmoopy, as if they are forever caught in the state of being a brand new couple that is madly in love. It's from seinfeld

That is the shmoopiest couple I have ever seen. They are always eskimo kissing in front of everyone and it's awkward as hell.

by Trevron Hibbron October 12, 2005

shmookles

A way to catch yourself when about to say that dreaded s-word in front of children.

Guy washing his car in front of his son: "Shhhh-mookles I found another dent!"
Son: "What does shmookles mean?"
Guy washing his car in front of his son: "Look it up on Urban Dictionary, Sport."

by dawordmaster August 6, 2014

shmoofinder

A successful app for finding local pussy.

(Tinder)

"This chick I found on Shmoofinder does ATM and everything. She's a keeper!!"

by Shmoofinder Pty Ltd May 17, 2016

Shmooblydong

Imagine being high at a Rusted Root concert while two dudes take you on in a sun baked porta-john

Theres no word to describe it. Shmooblydong? That's not it but it's close.

by Sacajaborris September 1, 2018